Oh. My. Gods.

[CornField]

My mother-in-law just phoned to tell me about an episode of Oprah she recorded and just watched. I guess Oprah had a show devoted to how the body works and had a guy on there to discuss poop.

On a scale of one to ten I'd rate discussing poop with my mother-in-law a -670. I knew there was a reason I didn't watch Oprah.

:banghead:

[Aiptasia]

1. Everybody poops!

:hurts:

[youthere]

2. My mom actually taped the episode.

[Debi]

3. I think the older you get

the more important pooping is. I haven't gotten there yet. I'll call you in 20 years and we can chat about it!

[Jara sang]

4. Don't use that word, it's to "cutesy"

Use shit or dump instead.:hurts:

[Love Bug]

5. Well, you know what they say...

"If you don't eat, you don't shit -- you don't shit, you die.'

[youthere]

6. They also say

"don't shit where you eat." that's good advice by the way.

[Seabiscuit]

9. That's why Muslims don't eat with their left hand.

[Shell Beau]

7. Maybe she has finally run out of topics. But knowing

about your poop can help detect things such as colon cancer.
Of course I wouldn't want to discuss it with my MIL. :hurts:
(I finally found a reason to use that smilie!!!)

[Marnieworld]

8. Howard Stern played a clip recently from this

To illustrate his point that if he discusses poop he gets fined $1 million. Oprah says it and it's educational. Free Speech my ass!

[shockra]

10. I saw that.

Oprah said that she used to take calcium but it made her constipated so she couldn't poop. It came out like marbles.

Doc said you must take it with magnesium, then.