A candidate we can all support: Bat Boy 2008

[LynneSin]

Seriously!

[LynneSin]

1. I can't believe no one would support Bat Boy

:cry:

[underpants]

2. Was he born in the US? Lived here 14 years?

Where exactly DOES BatBoy live?

[Hugin]

3. The Bat Boy Cave, of course.

;)

[LynneSin]

4. Well, the history of Bat Boy

Originally he was found in a Cave:


After leaving his cave he moved to Mississippi where the FBI caught up with him:



And for some reason after the FBI was done with him, Bat Boy decided to show his patriotism by joining the army:

[LynneSin]

7. Oh, I forgot his short-lived career as a point guard with the Pacers

[underpants]

10. Reggie Miller? (Cheryl's brother)

Oh no Miller looks just a bit more like.

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. I'd go more for the alien..I mean he has connections to Hilary, at least!

:hi:

[Hugin]

11. The alien can't run because of foreign birth.

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. How do we know this?? I mean, he may be the progeny of one of those

(was it 8 or 12) little green men that were sent to Wright Pat after Roswell. :shrug:

[Hugin]

13. There were 13...

But, they were all labeled "enemy combatants" and sent to Gitmo.

Besides, other than the cryptic message scrawled on the wall of
their holding cell; "Darwin is correct, you morans!". They've
never uttered anything.

[Connie_Corleone]

6. Has he proved himself as a Democrat?

Maybe he should run for governor first.

[LynneSin]

9. He did do this campaign ad in 2004

[Hugin]

8. You're either *for* Bat Boy or you're *against* puppies!