What would David Lee Roth Do if he were here right now?

[coloradodem2005]

He'd make a plan, he'd follow through. That's what David Lee Roth would do.

[KingOfLostSouls]

1. He'd spend his time bitching

about the guy with the real talent in the band

edward van halen

[coloradodem2005]

5. I thought Eddie did some serious bitching of his own.

Kind of like Hagar too.

[Debi]

2. Lose more hair

and be an ass at an awards show? :shrug:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

4. He'd say

"I don't feel tardy."

[Debi]

6. ??

I'm out of the loop on that comment....put me in the loop....please!!

[coloradodem2005]

8. He said it during "Hot For Teacher".

[Debi]

11. DOH

:blush:

Thank you for reminding me.

[xmas74]

3. He'd jump around in spandex.

[Debi]

Oh God NO

Please NO! :banghead:

[xmas74]

13. but he would, whether we want to see it or not.

[Enraged_Ape]

7. He'd defibrillate your fatty heart and load you up on a gurney...

since he's a paramedic in New York now.

ON EDIT: Originally I said he was an EMT, but he was in training to be an FDNY paramedic.

[ET Awful]

9. BS, he'd get drunk and fall on his ass like he always does.

He IS a washed up rock star after all.

Now Brian Boitano is an entirely different matter :)

[Debi]

10. What would Brian Boitano do?

It had to be asked.

[ET Awful]

12. What would Brian Boitano do

If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two salcows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.

When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.

And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone

For Wendy I'll be an activist too,
Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do.

And what would Brian Boitano do,
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for true
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot kings
and saved the human race again

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kublai Kahn.

Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-body

So let's all get together,
And unite to stop our mom's
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do.

And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd dooooo,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

[Debi]

15. I heart you ET Awful

:loveya:

[ET Awful]

18. Right back at ya :)

[tjwash]

14. Oh yeah...

There will come a day, when youth will pass away, when it does, what will they say about me?

COme on someone, finish it!!

[Debi]

16. .

:puke:

no can do

[tjwash]

17. I knew that would freak some people out.

The problem is, rock stars are supposed to OD, or choke on thir own vomit, or in a plane crash or blimp accident, or SOMETHING that causes them to die before they are thirty. If they don't, this is what we end up with.

[texas1928]

19. HE WOULD

POST NEKKID!!!!!!!!!!!