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mermaid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 12:39 AM
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Poll question: Toilet Paper - Fold Or Wad?
time for the 2 in the morning obligatory mindless, nutball thread, eh?

So answer the poll...when you use toilet paper, do you fold it neatly or do you wad it up?
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mermaid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 12:40 AM
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1. In Case Anyone Was Wondering
My answer was "Fold" and as many times as I can, too...I like THICKNESS, y'know???
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 12:42 AM
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2. toilet paper?
So THAT's what that is!

Sheesh! :dunce: :banghead: :blush:
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 12:44 AM
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3. Fold, I'm anal about it.
Rim shot.
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 12:44 AM
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4. My former bosses' advice
He once told me, having worked on a toilet paper account, that there are two kinds of people in the world: Folders, and wadders. And you gotta love the wadders.
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 12:53 AM
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5. And you're planning to do exactly WHAT with this information?
Edited on Thu May-05-05 12:54 AM by tuvor
Wad, by the way. More volume, as well as surface area.
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mermaid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 12:58 AM
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6. Absolutely Nothing!
Did I not say it was time for a nutball poll?

I just couldn't think of anything else as my nutball poll question tonight, that's all....

And thanks for sharing.

Actually, I'm with the GAO, and i'm gonna report all you wadders to the "Department of Toilet Paper Conservation!"

BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA...wouldn't surprise me if there WAS just such a department within our government. There oughta be, considering how many assholes are in it these days!
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 01:05 AM
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7. wad
I mean I'm only wiping my ass with it, as long as it serves its purpose, who cares how it looks?
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 01:10 AM
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8. I have to fold, I don't want to chance a finger going through!
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Skink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 01:36 AM
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9. You mean when wiping up a wad?
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Behind the Aegis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 01:47 AM
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10. Both
I fold, then wad.
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