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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 04:32 PM
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911 call from Burger King
There's apparently audio for this... anyone heard it?

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Dispatcher: Sheriff's department, how can I help you?

Woman: Yeah, I'm over here . . . I'm over here at Burger King right here in San Clemente.*

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: Um, no, not San Clemente; I'm sorry, I live in San Clemente. I'm in Laguna Niguel, I think, that's where I'm at.

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: I'm at a drive-through right now.

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: I went . . . I ordered my food three times. They're mopping the floor inside, and I understand they're busy . . . they're not even busy, okay, I've been the only car here. I asked them four different times to make me a Western Barbeque Burger. Okay, they keep giving me a hamburger with lettuce, tomato, and cheese, onions, and I said, "I'm not leaving . . ."

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: I want a Western Burger because I just got my kids from Tae Kwon Do, they're hungry, I'm on my way home, and I live in San Clemente.

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: Okay . . . she said, she gave me another hamburger; it's wrong. I said four times, I said, "I want it to go. Can you go out and park in front?" I said, "No, I want my hamburger right." So then the . . . the lady came to the manager. She . . . well whoever she is, she came up and she said, um, she said, um, "Do you want your money back?" And I said, "No, I want my hamburger. My kids are hungry and I have to jump on that toll freeway." I said, "I am not leaving this spot," and I said, "I will call the police," because I want my Western Burger done right! Now is that so hard?

Dispatcher: Okay, what exactly is it you want us to do for you?

Woman: I . . . send an officer down here. I . . . I want them to make me . . .

Dispatcher: Ma'am, we're not gonna go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger.

Woman: What am I supposed to do?

Dispatcher: This is . . . this is between you and the manager. We're not gonna go and enforce how to make a hamburger; that's not a criminal issue. There's . . . there's nothing criminal there.

Woman: So I just stand here . . . so I just sit here and ?

Dispatcher: You . . . you need to calmly and rationally speak to the manager and figure out what to do between you.

Woman: She did come up, and I said, "Can I please have my Western Burger?" She . . . she said, "I'm not dealing with it," and she walked away. Because they're mopping the floor, and it's also the fact that they don't want to . . . they don't want to go through there . . . and . . . and . . .

Dispatcher: Ma'am, then I suggest you get your money back and go somewhere else. This is . . . this is not a criminal issue. We can't go out there and make them make you a cheeseburger the way you want it.

Woman: Well . . . that is . . . that . . . you're supposed to be here to protect me.

Dispatcher: Well, what are we protecting you from, a wrong cheeseburger?

Woman: No . . .

Dispatcher: Is this like . . . is this a harmful cheeseburger or something? I don't understand what you want us to do.

Woman: Just come down here. I'm not . . . I'm not leaving.

Dispatcher: No ma'am, I'm not sending the deputies down there over a cheeseburger. You need to go in there and act like an adult and either get your money back or go home.

Woman: She is not acting like an adult herself! I'm sitting here in my car; I just want them to make my kids a . . . a Western Burger.

Dispatcher: Ma'am, this is what I suggest: I suggest you get your money back from the manager and you go on your way home.

Woman: Okay.

Dispatcher: Okay? Bye-bye.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 04:35 PM
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1. Yeah, it was posted a month or so ago...
lemmie take a quick look
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Lavender Brown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 04:35 PM
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2. Please tell me that didn't happen.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 04:35 PM
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3. Go here
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 04:40 PM
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10. Orange County PD told Snopes it was a real call from 2003...WOW!
I'm hoping it was a PRANK call to 911...the idea that some idiots are allowed to drive around without supervision just SCARES me!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 04:36 PM
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4. got it
wma (windows media audio) link on this page

http://www.snopes.com/crime/cops/burger.asp
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 04:37 PM
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7. Slow poke
:evilgrin:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 04:40 PM
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9. suck up
;-)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 04:46 PM
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11. Thanks to both of yas.
Edited on Tue May-03-05 04:46 PM by redqueen
:hi:
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SheepyMcSheepster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 04:36 PM
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5. LMAO, my favorite line:
"Ma'am, we're not gonna go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger."
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 04:48 PM
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12. LOLOL
:rofl:
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Abelman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 04:36 PM
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6. What?
That is hilarious. I hope it's not real though. My faith in humanity can't stand such a blow.
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 04:40 PM
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8. Just in case
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 05:04 PM
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13. OK- It's obvious why this is funny...however, this shit makes me MAD!
Wasting 911's time with this bullshit, people are getting dumber and dumber and dumber.
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shesemsmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 05:28 PM
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14. Yes I heard the audio and it was
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!:rofl:
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