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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:02 PM Original message |
Offer me some unsolicited advice |
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chickenscratching (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
1. a free lunch is never really free |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:06 PM Response to Reply #1 |
12. Not even if you are just sitting there |
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chickenscratching (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:17 PM Response to Reply #12 |
25. they were obviously doing it to evoke pity |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
2. Don't wear that shirt in public again. |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:07 PM Response to Reply #2 |
13. That's how I look anyway |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
3. Wash behind your ears. |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:13 PM Response to Reply #3 |
19. Oooo |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:18 PM Response to Reply #19 |
27. No. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 01:44 PM Response to Reply #19 |
74. Don't ask someone you don't know when they are expecting. |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 01:50 PM Response to Reply #74 |
76. See post 67 |
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Beware the Beast Man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
4. Don't eat the Ham Pocket. |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:14 PM Response to Reply #4 |
20. I will keep that in mind |
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Debi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:04 PM Response to Original message |
5. Wear clean undergarments |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:15 PM Response to Reply #5 |
21. But what happens |
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Debi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:20 PM Response to Reply #21 |
30. There are disposables! |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:04 PM Response to Original message |
6. That's impossible. Whatever I say here, it's because you solicited it. |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:17 PM Response to Reply #6 |
24. Lol |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:21 PM Response to Reply #24 |
33. Colorless green ideas sleep furiously. |
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kick-ass-bob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:04 PM Response to Original message |
7. Make sure you hold onto the handle in the shower |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:18 PM Response to Reply #7 |
26. I just do a handstand |
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RedSpartan (736 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:04 PM Response to Original message |
8. Never get involved in a land war in Asia. |
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chickenscratching (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:05 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:19 PM Response to Reply #8 |
29. Yeah |
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Hobarticus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:04 PM Response to Original message |
9. Don't pull on Superman's cape, don't spit into the wind |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:20 PM Response to Reply #9 |
31. Thank you |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:31 PM Response to Reply #9 |
50. Da doot diddy doot dee dot dee dot dee. |
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Lavender Brown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:04 PM Response to Original message |
10. Get an seaweed facial. |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:22 PM Response to Reply #10 |
34. OK..thanks |
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Worst Username Ever (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:07 PM Response to Original message |
14. Once you ask for advice, it is no longer unsolicited. |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:23 PM Response to Reply #14 |
36. Oh hell |
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antigone382 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:07 PM Response to Original message |
15. No one will buy the cow when they can get the drink for free! |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:24 PM Response to Reply #15 |
37. I'll remember it |
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pscot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:08 PM Response to Original message |
16. It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:25 PM Response to Reply #16 |
41. I got that same advice |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:08 PM Response to Original message |
17. Never take unsolicited advice |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:26 PM Response to Reply #17 |
42. That's almost the same as me asking for it |
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crispini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:13 PM Response to Original message |
18. Buy low, sell high. nt |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:27 PM Response to Reply #18 |
45. So much wisdom |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:16 PM Response to Original message |
22. Don't ever.... ever... do this: |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:17 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. Also... never ride one of these upside down: |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:29 PM Response to Reply #23 |
46. Yikes! |
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CJCRANE (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:19 PM Response to Original message |
28. You really should do something |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:30 PM Response to Reply #28 |
48. Oh..I have |
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CJCRANE (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
32. Stand tall |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:31 PM Response to Reply #32 |
49. That's a lot of stuff to remember |
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CJCRANE (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 02:34 PM Response to Reply #49 |
96. It may be easier to remember |
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mcscajun (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:22 PM Response to Original message |
35. Never eat in a empty restaurant. |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:35 PM Response to Reply #35 |
53. Speaking of |
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jukes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:24 PM Response to Original message |
38. don't |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:36 PM Response to Reply #38 |
54. OK |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:24 PM Response to Original message |
39. Never fry bacon while you are naked. |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:38 PM Response to Reply #39 |
56. Ouch..yes, I know this one |
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lady lib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:24 PM Response to Original message |
40. If your waiter hesitates even a second when you give your |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:39 PM Response to Reply #40 |
58. Oh, now that is a good one |
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lady lib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:42 PM Response to Reply #58 |
60. Learned that one the hard way. |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:26 PM Response to Original message |
43. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:32 PM Response to Reply #43 |
51. Good advice. The horses really hate that. |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:27 PM Response to Original message |
44. But you just solicited it. |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:41 PM Response to Reply #44 |
59. Yes... |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:43 PM Response to Reply #59 |
61. LOL :-) n/t |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:30 PM Response to Original message |
47. Get a haircut and get a real job. |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:44 PM Response to Reply #47 |
62. Hey.. |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 06:47 PM Response to Reply #62 |
107. Yes, it is, and no, I won't. |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:35 PM Response to Original message |
52. Buy Low, Sell High |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:46 PM Response to Reply #52 |
63. Got it! |
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xultar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:37 PM Response to Original message |
55. SHOUT removes skidmarks... |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:48 PM Response to Reply #55 |
64. That's a bunch of crap! |
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cruadin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:38 PM Response to Original message |
57. Plastic. |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:49 PM Response to Reply #57 |
65. I'll remember that |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 12:53 PM Response to Original message |
66. Never touch a pregnant woman on the belly without asking |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 01:09 PM Response to Reply #66 |
67. Oooo I would never do that |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 01:12 PM Response to Reply #67 |
68. Big old belly sticking out, some people just gotta touch it. Don't. |
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last_texas_dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 01:27 PM Response to Original message |
69. Everytime you point your finger |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 01:30 PM Response to Reply #69 |
71. Yup.. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 01:29 PM Response to Original message |
70. Never vote Republican. |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 01:32 PM Response to Reply #70 |
72. Got it! |
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Book Lover (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 01:33 PM Response to Original message |
73. Call your mom and dad. Right now. |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 01:50 PM Response to Reply #73 |
77. I will call tonight |
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Book Lover (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 01:52 PM Response to Reply #77 |
78. It's your avatar |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 02:11 PM Response to Reply #78 |
87. Yeah, that's understandable |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 01:46 PM Response to Original message |
75. Eat your vegetables; don't jaywalk, give blood now and then... |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 01:52 PM Response to Reply #75 |
79. Let's see |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 02:05 PM Response to Reply #79 |
86. I'm so happy to hear that you've already taken my advice! |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 02:26 PM Response to Reply #86 |
91. Forgiven :) |
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mark414 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 01:54 PM Response to Original message |
80. just say no |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 01:55 PM Response to Reply #80 |
81. Too late |
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mark414 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 01:57 PM Response to Reply #81 |
82. so you finally figured out |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 02:00 PM Response to Reply #82 |
84. LOL (My old copycat thread..you remembered!) |
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Kazak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 01:59 PM Response to Original message |
83. Don't eat the yellow snow... |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 02:01 PM Response to Reply #83 |
85. I like ordering lemon snow cones |
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LaPera (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 02:12 PM Response to Original message |
88. Stay out of debt! |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 02:27 PM Response to Reply #88 |
92. Oh too late |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 02:14 PM Response to Original message |
89. toss a blanket or burlap sack over the trap after the cat is safely inside |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 02:28 PM Response to Reply #89 |
93. You mean when I go cat hunting? |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 02:34 PM Response to Reply #93 |
95. well, if you were hunting |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 02:54 PM Response to Reply #95 |
99. Oh Oh Oh |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 02:57 PM Response to Reply #99 |
100. well, you said "Unsolicited!" |
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AngryAmish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 02:22 PM Response to Original message |
90. Use the jointed Rapalas |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 02:30 PM Response to Reply #90 |
94. Next time I go fishing |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 02:35 PM Response to Original message |
97. check your zipper |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 02:41 PM Response to Reply #97 |
98. Done! |
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dubyaD40web (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 03:02 PM Response to Original message |
101. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 03:18 PM Response to Reply #101 |
102. LOL |
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ernstbass (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 03:19 PM Response to Original message |
103. No good deed goes unpunished |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 03:23 PM Response to Reply #103 |
105. So |
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mopinko (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 03:20 PM Response to Original message |
104. . |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-03-05 03:25 PM Response to Reply #104 |
106. Oh, I'm sorry |
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