I wipe the Pyramids off my shoes before I enter my house.

[Kire]

I'm a fission reactor, I fart plutonium, power plants are fueled by the breath of my nether part; when they plug *me* in, the lights go out in Asia! I'm enlightened, I achieved `Nirvana' and took it *home* with me. I am a god damn *visionary*, I see the future and the past in comic books and wine bottles; I eat *black holes* for breakfast!I am a Crime Fighting Master Criminal, I am the bigfooted devil of Level 14! YEEEEEHAW! let the space monsters bear witness!

http://www.elsewhere.org/cgi-bin/brag

[katinmn]

1. So step aside, all you butt-lipped, neurotic,

insecure bespectacled sons of God and man! My imagination is a *god damn* cancer and I'll pork it before it porks me! *Yip, yip, YEEEEEEE!* I've packed the brownies of the retarded space bastards, I leak the Plague from my nether parts, opiates are the *mass* of my religion, *I pay no taxes!* My infernal spew wilts the Tree of Life, I left my *breath* on the Rock of Ages, *who'll come and get me, who'll spill their juice*? I communicate without *wires* or *strings*! For I speak *only* the goddamn *Truth*, and never in my days have I spoken other than! For my every utterance is a lie, including this very one you hear! Now give me some more of...

edit: This is a very strange, yet intriguing site http://www.elsewhere.org/cgi-bin/brag

[Rick Myers]

2. That's cool...

Year's ago I was the Minister of DisInformation for the Pope of Cleveland/Church of The SubGenius... BOOKMARKED THAT ONE!!!

:toast:

[katinmn]

3. LOL!