What do the mods know about us that we don't know they know?

[Cobalt Violet]

Any ideas?

[Droopy]

1. They know who we have on ignore. n/t

[Kathy in Cambridge]

3. Mine changes frequently. In fact I'm updating it right now.

:o

[Sannum]

2. Our credit card numbers?

I noticed an unusual porn charge on last month's bill...I thought it was nothing, but on second thought....:shrug:

[mvd]

4. Nope, we mods do not know that kind of info

[Sannum]

5. Oh sure....

Are you enjoying your membership at hootenannyhooters.com?:P

[Name removed]

7. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Tsiyu]

15. While you're here

Congrats on the T-Shirt design win!


:applause: :toast:

[CanuckAmok]

17. Thanks! Finally, I'm a published writer!!! n/t

[Tsiyu]

19. And that sig pic totally cracks me up

everywhere I see it. Kinda reminds me of one of my exes....

[Longgrain]

6. I think they keep track of ignore list and locked threads...

Not to mention how cute some of us are... :D

[EstimatedProphet]

8. We know all

Just remember: we're watching, always watching...

[LibraLiz1973]

9. My guesses

1. They know our IP Addresses

2. They can read our PMs at will

3. They see you when your sleeping

4. They know when your awake

5. They know if you've been bad or good...

6. They know your "posting pattern"

7. Chances are... they know the secret number your thinking of righ now.


:grin:

[qnr]

10. Oh great. There I was, not even thinking of a secret number, then you

mentioned it - I thought of one - and now they know it.

Edit: Typo

[EstimatedProphet]

16. 5

[qnr]

26. oh yeah, you couldn't have caught me when I was thinking of a naughty

number heheh

[Maat]

11. O.K. What TV show are my kid and I watching?

[southlandshari]

27. Which kid?

;-)

[Cobalt Violet]

12. Who the lounge stalkers are and who they're stalking.

[Quixote1818]

13. Maybe Skinner is actually Carl Rove and this webiste is just a way

to get all our personal information so he can make all of our lives HELL!!!!!! :tinfoilhat:

[Jamastiene]

18. Please don't say that.

That's the last thing my overactive brain needs rumbling around up there. :tinfoilhat:

[sharonking21]

20. Assessment

:tinfoilhat::tinfoilhat::tinfoilhat::tinfoilhat::tinfoilhat:
This is a serious matter. Do not panic. First check your phone lines--are they working? Go to your window after you have turned out the lights. Look closely for trodden grass. Are the shrubs moving? Is there a mysterious panel truck parked two doors down? Have any men in pinstripe suits and fedoras been visiting your neighbors? Have the neighbors started to look at you funny? Have you been audited by the IRS recently? Has your life insurance representative called to say your insurance was canceled? Why did your family pack up and go visit relatives three states away? And do you really know the whereabouts of John Ashcroft?
:hide::hide::hide::hide::hide:

[Jamastiene]

23. For some of us: What about

the fact that the neighbors have always looked at me funny no matter where I live? How would I know the difference if someone WAS surveiling me? :tinfoilhat:

[sharonking21]

28. Well then

:tinfoilhat::tinfoilhat::tinfoilhat::tinfoilhat:

yours is a special case and will require further assessment.

Have you received any mail recently with the new 75-cent biohazard stamp on it? Has your doctor suddenly put you on Cipro but said: "Oh, don't worry"? Has your mother-in-law suddenly become suspiciously nice to you? Have men in yellow Racal Level-4 protective suits been seen going in and out of your local hospital? Has Donald Rumsfeld dropped by and casually asked you about your high-school ROTC survival training? Has there been a strange glow or an aurora borealis around your local nuke? Did you see that dark-haired man at your apartment laundry room finishing up a load of greenbacks? Do the newlywed couple just who moved in next door look suspiciously like Alberto Gonzalez and Lynddie England?

:hide::hide::hide::hide::hide:

[khashka]

14. Oh My GOD!

They're Santa!

Damnit!

I guess I won't be getting anything for Christmas this year!

Bastards.

Khash.

[In_The_Wind]

29. excellent

[Jamastiene]

21. Perv

I hope you didn't see the hard time I had with my stomach aching last night. It's a good thing you aren't listening , always listening...You would have heard my stomach and duodenum making hideous sounds and making me nauseated. I haven't a clue about a duodenum but my doctor swears up and down I have one with a hole in it. Apparently you are supposed to have one on top of your stomach and aren't supposed to burn a hole in it. Oops! Too late, ol' worry wart here has gone and stressed herself into pain. Last night, 'twas a nightmare in and of itself for me. It's nice to know you were with me although a little embarrassing. Thanks anyway. I did sort of feel a presence there letting me know I wasn't alone. :tinfoilhat:

[EstimatedProphet]

22. you have a hole in your duodenum? Ow.

sorry to hear that!

[Jamastiene]

24. Yes,

it's like having an acid burn on the thingy that sits on top of our stomachs. It's a new duodenal (spelling?) ulcer. I had them years ago but managed to shirk all sorts of responsibility until it caught up with me. Now I'm under pressure and suffering and worrying myself to the point that the acid in my stomach is building up and attacking me basically. Having a stomach ulcer also causes sores on a person's lips sometimes that look like acid burns. Of course, being the neurotic person that I am, my tongue won't stop exploring the sore, so now it's all red and icky looking and hurts. That kid in the "Hot For Teacher" video from ages ago was supposed to be sort of neurotic ("I'm nervous and my socks are too loose..."), but his acting only meets it halfway compared to a real life worry wart.

[bobthedrummer]

25. How many reads a thread has.

Who the thread readers are.