Lets play the story game!

[Mutley]

Did you guys ever play the game where one person tells a couple lines to the story, then the next person adds a few more lines, and the next person, and so on?

Okay, here's the beginning.

"Once there was a girl named Sarah who woke up late for work."

Now it's your turn...

[RagingInMiami]

1. But before she left her house, she checked her e-mail

And discovered she won $1.5 million in the lottery.

[Goathead]

2. "In a rush,Sarah accidently slipped in the shower, hit her head and died."

[RagingInMiami]

3. Talk about a short story

[Mutley]

4. no shit...

[qnr]

5. Well, her twin sister hasn't shown up yet to claim the 1,500,000.00

[Goathead]

8. It's a parable, really.

Meaning you should live every moment as if it was your last. The juxtaposition of "winning the lottery" and then dying in the next sentence. We see that Sarah "won" the eternal lottery, death.

[Lavender Brown]

7. Or so everyone thought...

<ominous music>

[Mutley]

6. okay

So the twin sister who's name is Sally shows up at the lottery office to try and claim her late sister's winnings.

[qnr]

9. Totally unaware that Sarah still lived, and had nefarious plans of her own

[Mutley]

10. Sally claimed her sister's winnings,

deposited in her bank then started to head home.

[Goathead]

12. On her way home, Sally swerved to miss a feral cat,

and smashed into a Humvee driven by the Arnold Schwarzenegger, who was on his way to the airport in Palm Springs.

[Mutley]

14. Arnold stepped out of his Humvee, which was unscratched or dented

and stalked back to give a peice of his mind to the person who had run into him.

[ScreamingMeemie]

17. When he noticed it was a svelte, yet buxom, lady...he changed his mind.

He decided to chat her up and see what could come of it.

[qnr]

11. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Cornelius stumbled over Barry the boa and

came down within inches of the long-lost cocktail napkin upon which Sallys phone number was written.

[Mutley]

13. Cornelius picked up the napkin

and said "hey I remember this chick.. she was HOT" He then picked up his phone and proceeded to call the number.

[Mutley]

15. no one wants to play anymore?

:cry:

[qnr]

16. doing some support work right now, sorry :/ n/t