CNN Confirms - Britney Is PREGGERS

[matcom]

just 'reported' - Britney Speares is pregnant

its the Apocalypse!!! :scared:

[ALago1]

1. It wasn't me! I swear!!

:evilgrin:

[ima_sinnic]

2. oh no, we're not going to have a minute-to-minute

"pregnancy watch" now are we?

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[Debi]

3. This story has jumped the shark

and you are late, buddy!

[Piperay]

4. UGH

poor baby with those parents, some people shouldn't be allowed to breed. :banghead:

[ltfranklin]

5. You realize, of course...

..that this means a week of ALL BRITNEY ALL THE TIME! I guess the Pope thing and the Michael Jackson trial were getting a bit old.

I wonder what the Bush administration will announce now that the MSN has been distracted again.

Damn you Britney! Shill for Tha MAN!

[coloradodem2005]

8. She really is a shill for Tha Man.

Too bad Tha Man isn't even a Man.

[Liberal Veteran]

6. FOX NEWS UP TO THE MINUTE UPDATE!!!! Britney Still Knocked Up!

Stay tuned to Fox News for more breaking developments in the Spears pregnancy.

[ltfranklin]

10. And this just in...

...Generallismo Francisco Franco STILL not the father. Further reports as the thing develops!

[Red State Rebel]

7. Bwahahaha!!

Stretch marks on that tummy with a midriff top and hip hugger shorts!!!!

Pregnancy is the great equalizer - you can be a millionaire and still have morning sickness, false labor, stretch marks, pigment changes on your face and loooooong LABOR!!!!!

Me? 4 hours and done :)

[BeatleBoot]

9. Wasn't Me, Dude.

[Huckebein the Raven]

11. Wasn't me I swear

:evilgrin:

Damien is upon us :scared:

:P

[KoKo]

12. OLD NEWS...National Enquirer or Star had this two weeks ago...photo's

of Brittany looking like she'd been on a drunk with a big tummy taken somewhere in the Bahamas or some such.

Hey Brittany ...you've done so much for the Repugs...will Chimp send you a little "silver spoon" for that baby's mouth? Just so you know you've done your job in the "propaganda wars."

A person of "no talent" capturing the minds and hearts of many of America's Children. And what about that tatoo and butt crack...haven't you done your "mostest" for Corporate America" Mz Brittany.

Have that baby in peace and enjoy what comes of it, sweetie.

[datasuspect]

13. she told me i didn't need to wear a condom!!!

lying trollop.

now what am i gonna do?

[tammywammy]

16. Get tested

you don't know where she's been.

[Radical Activist]

14. She better do that nude photo shoot fast

[Merrick]

15. This should protect us from another "terrorist" attack for a few days

I was getting a little nervous since the Terry Shiavo hoopla has been dwindling along with Bush's approval rating.

[name not needed]

17. I confirm - I don't give a shit!

[Borgnine]

18. I'm so sick of seeing this crap at newsstands.

Britney PREGNANT! Kevin is furious! Reese PREGNANT... and alone! Denise PREGNANT! Charlie wants custody! Demi PREGNANT and smoking! Ashton furious!

These celebrities should go take their hellspawn and live on the moon. Or at the very least, the "journalists" that make a dime off their lives.

[Missy Vixen]

19. Dear God, anything but this

She just HAD to have a baby with that ne'er do well she calls a husband?

May I rant for a moment?

RANT MODE ON!
I will be 45 on my next birthday. My husband and I are financially okay, for the most part, healthy, happy, and have a fairly stable marriage. We're lucky enough to own our home, he has a great job, and my business is starting to make money. We're surrounded by loving friends. We have no children, by choice. Hell, I'm not old enough yet.

Has nobody informed Miss Spears that having a baby with a man who ran out on his LAST female conquest while she was six months' pregnant with their child is NOT a good career move? Also, she might want to find someone who doesn't seem to spend every weekend in Vegas getting drunk and gambling away her money to have a baby with. I'm just sayin'.
RANT MODE OFF!

I think I need to lie down now.

Julie