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SkipNewarkDE Donating Member (762 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 11:26 AM
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I kiss my horse, is that why I am single?
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 11:28 AM
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1. Nice little pony... arabian?
And yes, kissing horses could be a problem.

Floss afterwards.
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 11:28 AM
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2. I don't kiss my horse, but I do spank my
er.. nevermind.
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purr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 11:28 AM
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3. I LOVE horses...
I'd date a man that had one over a guy that didnt.. Especially with a beauty like that...

I kissed my horses when I had them... I see nothing wrong with it :)
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Mizmoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 11:29 AM
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4. She only loves you for your sugar cubes
:P
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 11:30 AM
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5. You use your tongue
THAT'S why you're single :P
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 11:32 AM
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6. I kiss mine too but then
I was married already when I began my accumulation of horses. That is such a sweet picture. Your horse is a real beauty. Is that an alfalfa cube in your hand or is she/he just glad to see you?
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SkipNewarkDE Donating Member (762 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 11:35 AM
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7. His name is Regal Bull
Edited on Mon Apr-11-05 11:37 AM by SkipNewarkDE
He is just happy to see me, and if there are people around he likes to show off. I actually have a wormer under my arm, so right after this picture I became "the enemy."

He fauns all over me, very very attached to me.

Here's a video of him playing with me, giving kisses and stealing my hat:
Spoiled Rotten Horse.

He's an 8 yr. old thoroughbred, used to race, being trained as a hunter/jumper.



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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 11:51 AM
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9. Regal Bull is a total sweetheart!
Edited on Mon Apr-11-05 11:52 AM by CottonBear
You make a handsome pair all turned out for the Hunter classes.
(Nice braids by the way.)

I love to give my horse kisses. We always greet each other with a nose to muzzle nuzzle!
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SkipNewarkDE Donating Member (762 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 11:59 AM
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10. In that photo
...he looks like the little boy dressed up in a suit for class pictures with his hair slicked down, kinda sullen with his ears out to the side.

I didn't braid; I have a groom that is pretty talented - she braids the Iron Spring dressage horses during competititons.
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 02:10 PM
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15. I wish I could borrow your groom!
How lucky you are to have such good help. I need to learn how to braid for the hunter shows. I can do the dressage braids using the rubber bands.

Which reminds me, time to pull Cotton's mane and practice braiding. It really does make them all dressed up, doesn't it? She looked great at the Oldenburg approvals last September. I paid someone to braid her when we arrived at the Horse Park.

I'm lucky to live within easy driving distance of the Georgia International Horse Park where the Olypics were held. Very nice facilities.
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DebinTx Donating Member (389 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 11:46 AM
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8. You should show the girls that pic more often
I used to kiss my horse, while he was alive, but now am forced to just kiss my dogs and cat. This pic alone should up the number of dates for you!

I miss my horse.
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Cooley Hurd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 12:02 PM
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11. If you watched 'Deadwood' on HBO last night...
...then you'll understand when I say I'm glad that 'kissing' is the only thing you do with your horse!:o
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Technowitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 12:02 PM
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12. No dear -- a picture like that will WIN you dates with the ladies
Trust me on this. He's a beaut, too, and looks very smart.

I always did like riding smart horses. :D
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 12:04 PM
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13. logically, you have that backwards
You kiss your horse because you are single. You are not single because you kiss your horse. You might as well say that "you see everything you eat" means the same thing as "you eat everything you see."
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 12:11 PM
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14. Well at least stop frenching it.
That tends to gross the girls out.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 02:12 PM
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16. Nice lookin' horse, Pard.
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 02:19 PM
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17. Handsome, liberal, loving-to-his-animals guy?
The only reason you're single is because you want to be. If I lived in Delaware and were 10 years younger, wa wa wa :D

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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 02:46 PM
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18. Beautiful
I was such a horse-obsessed child/teen. I finally wore my parents down and got my gelding (a Quarter/Morgan mix) when I was 11. Good memories.
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