Who's going to get corrupted in Boston?

[yvr girl]

Poll question: Who's going to get corrupted in Boston?

Which person is the lamb for slaughter so to speak?

[GOPisEvil]

1. I predict Kleeb will remember very little of this weekend.

:-)

[Nevernose]

2. I'm gonna get drunk in Vegas.

Does that count?

[SarahB]

3. I have yet to decide how corrupt I will be.

Frequently, I've been rather reserved, but one never knows.

:blush:

[yvr girl]

12. And here I thought you were already corrupted

So sorry.

I might be bad too - you never know.

[SarahB]

20. I'm quite corrupt.

I just keep pretty quiet about it in public. :7

[yvr girl]

24. It's always the quiet ones you have to be careful of

trouble with a capitol T

[SarahB]

29. Dont' I know it!

:D

[HEyHEY]

4. DAMN YOU ! This is what I'm best at

GOD I WANNA GOOOO

[SarahB]

18. That's just because you think I'd seduce you!

:evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

31. Either you or any one of the other women on DU itching to get HEyHEY love

[bettyellen]

36. i've been hey loved, twice. does that count?

[SarahB]

44. Actually...

I'm aching to get some from another dude around here. I'm about ready to start a campaign of "get your ass to Connecticut, do Sarah real good, and put her out of her lovesick-for-you misery, dude", but I don't know how appreciative of that he'd be these days. :blush:

[bettyellen]

50. oh my...... i love the part about doing you......

some real good. i might need to borrow that one.....

[progmom]

68. damn woman

Does he know how you feel???

[SarahB]

75. Yes!

And pages and pages and pages of similar stuff from him. It's just on and off and on and off and I don't forget him, he can't forget me, and we go back and forth over and over as to all the reasons why we shouldn't, but here we still are dammit. He knows my innermost everything and I just want to feel his arms around me. :(

[JVS]

43. ME TOO! THIS IS THE ULTIMATE INJUSTICE

[bobthedrummer]

5. John Kleeb is going to get a real education in Boston, that's what it

sounds like to me, yvr girl.

[JohnKleeb]

8. I won't be doing anything I have not done

:shrug:

[bobthedrummer]

11. John, trust your elders on this.

We've had more life experiences, man.

[bettyellen]

yeah john, if your not careful, this could turn out like my cousin's

wedding.
i don't want to have to go there again, but.......

[yvr girl]

37. We're going to make you pick up chicks

You'll be a love machine by the time we're done with you.

[bettyellen]

40. we could be his wing-gals!

[bobthedrummer]

42. Hahahahahahahahahahaha

:woohoo:

[yvr girl]

54. That's what I was thinking

Kind of like coaches too.

[JohnKleeb]

56. hell you may have to get a word out of me

I am extremely shy.

[bettyellen]

62. we'll squeeeeeeze it out.

[bettyellen]

57. we want him to do well.....

[bettyellen]

6. he's not even gonna see it coming........

or feel it when it does.

[yvr girl]

16. Missy, are you packed?

Are you?

:hi: :loveya:

[bettyellen]

22. i'm going to throw everyhting out and start fresh. fuck packing.....

i told my landlord i won't be in town that weekend. he doesn't seem to care.

[yvr girl]

39. So, you're really going?

I'm so psyched to meet my crib sister.

It's time to de-clutter anyway.

[bettyellen]

45. i'm not attached to any of this stuff......

all i care about is my new bathtub.
maybe, probably. it would be so irresponsible, so it's highly likely.

[yvr girl]

49. I shouldn't be going either.

I am though.

[bettyellen]

52. got your tkt?

:bounce:

[yvr girl]

59. Yes.

My delay cost me more points and gave me less selection than I would have liked, but I'm booked.

Good news. I'm flying business class on the way there. Bad news. It's going to be an 11 hour trip involving 2 provinces and 2 states.

[bettyellen]

61. YAY!!! i was afraid you were going to bag out,......

11 hours, ouch. sounds like 3 hours drinking, 7 sleeping, 1 other...

[yvr girl]

65. At least I get to spend some quality time

in Edmonton and Chicago along the way.

I wonder if booze is free in business class.

[bettyellen]

70. charm the flight attendants when your boarding.....

they only stand at the door to get a head count of how many troublemakers are on the flight. they pretend they're greeting you, but they are really checking you out. first impressions count. even more so when you can't escape.

[yvr girl]

73. I'm always charming

I'm a bit excited about flying business class. It'll be nice to see how the other half lives.

[bettyellen]

74. i'm sure you are charming,...... maybe you can get bumped to first class

[yvr girl]

86. Not likely on a free ticket

I might dress up a bit just in case. Business class will be a big improvement over cattle car.

[BlondieK143]

7. hehe

:evilgrin: Where can I sign up to be a part of the corruption process?

[JohnKleeb]

9. I dont know why everyone says me

[bettyellen]

10. we'll stop in four months......

until then, all your kleebs are ours....

[JohnKleeb]

14. You act like I haven't done anything illegal ever

I liter sometimes.

[bettyellen]

25. illegal?? i wish i had a copy of my mugshot......

i looked really hot.

[JohnKleeb]

26. I of course have never been caught either

[bettyellen]

32. just because you've never been on the cover of the Bronx Press Review.....

[bobthedrummer]

13. Because you're still uncorrupted, perhaps?

[JohnKleeb]

17. one word

:rofl:

[WindRavenX]

15. Kleeb

He will wake up on the T somewhere...:evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

19. Fine, I give up, happy

and I need to get my ticket soon.

[SarahB]

21. So, are you 18, John?

:evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

23. No

[SarahB]

27. Well then, we'll all have to be good then.

:blush:

[JohnKleeb]

28. How I hate being the baby

Agh school's like this too.

[bettyellen]

33. you love the attention.....

:blushing:

[JohnKleeb]

35. I actually like to keep a low profile

LynneSin didn't even know I was a DUer until someone told her who I was at last spring's march for women's lives.

[bettyellen]

38. we've all seen your picture, john..IF that's your real name......

[JohnKleeb]

46. Hey smartass, you dont know what I look like when I dont shave

or dye my hair.

[bettyellen]

47. parts of you are unmistakable..........

[JohnKleeb]

48. like what?

[bettyellen]

51. 3 1/2 months...... mr fishing for a compliment.

go ahead, try to go incognito, see if i don't walk right up to you.

[JohnKleeb]

53. Its hard to tell I am 17

I can pass for a college student.

[bettyellen]

55. but can you make a pass at a college student?

[JohnKleeb]

58. I can't make a pass at anyone

Again, you are gonna be surprised how shy I am.

[bettyellen]

60. me and yvr will give you an intensive workshop........

we will work you over till nothing embarrasses you anymore.
it'll be fun!

[JohnKleeb]

63. Oh I would like that much

[bettyellen]

64. we will give up secrets of the sisterhood......

but you have to promise not to tell the other guys.......

[JohnKleeb]

66. Ok dude I am listening

:)

[bettyellen]

67. it has to be in person, we can't tell all here....

it would take the sport out of it.

[JohnKleeb]

69. Yeah sure

:) I'll be all ears.

[bettyellen]

71. i wasn't talking about your ears......

but being a good listener always helps. bring a notebook...

[JohnKleeb]

72. Yeah I have a notebook or two

You two better help me feel less socially akward.

[bettyellen]

76. you better stay sober enough to remember some of it!

[JohnKleeb]

80. I keep my booze good, chill out

[bettyellen]

81. lesson one.

never tell a girl to chill out.
unless she's throwing stuff around or screaming. then it's okay.

[JohnKleeb]

82. Damnit dont gimme lessons when I am half awake

[yvr girl]

88. Lesson two: You get more bees with honey

There's a better way to give that message. You should be happy we're giving lessons at all.

[bettyellen]

103. you can say hush or shhh, but not chill.

trust me.

[bettyellen]

105. lessonn two: this is important no whining.

you can be angry. or troubled or bothered, bit not annoyed, so no whining.
the only adults who think it's attractive to whine are born really wealthy. that's why they stick together. it's not attractive.
but in certain cases you are permitted to beg, but we'll cover that later.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

30. You could end up like matcom:

Getting felt up by a fake cop in the People's Republik.

[WindRavenX]

34. HAHAHAAH

I NEVER tire of that picture :D

[Kathy in Cambridge]

41. Me neither!

He will NEVER live that down! :D

[progmom]

77. not one vote for me?

sigh...

[WindRavenX]

79. psshh. I'll drink you under the tables

Never under estimate the drinking powers of a BC student :9

[Longgrain]

108. Hey, no one ever even mentions me in these threads...

So don't feel bad...

[sparky_in_ma]

78. Hopefully

yvr girl and bettyellen. :evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

112. You want to corrupt us?

Could be fun, but it won't be easy.

[WilliamPitt]

83. As many of you as I can get my hands on

[yvr girl]

113. That's a lot of corrupting

You're going to be busy.

[SarahB]

114. .

I saw that. ;)

[HEyHEY]

84. SOmeone get Kleeb Screwed, Blue and tattoed!

Screwed by a cougar too please

[JohnKleeb]

85. No tattoos!

[bettyellen]

118. so you're kinda into the cougar thing....

[RevolutionaryActs]

87. I have three votes? Me?!

Surely you jest. You can not corrupt me. :P

[progmom]

89. and here i was hoping to get corrupted

and no one wants to corrupt me. :cry:

[RevolutionaryActs]

90. I'll corrupt you.

I don't know how, but I'll try! :7

[progmom]

98. sigh.

i'll be a good girl.
as usual.
:eyes:

[RevolutionaryActs]

99. Wait... I can see it now.

We'll get you drunk and you can dance on tables and flash Kleeb! :o

[yvr girl]

91. I think everyone believes the damage has been done

[progmom]

92. oh. you mean the fact that i have a kid?

But all that happened in such a wholesome way.

[yvr girl]

93. Were you like swimming or something

I hear swimming with a boy can get you...you know.

[progmom]

94. yes - that must have been it.

I've been married for 8 years and I am still embarrassed that my mother now knows that I have sex.

[yvr girl]

95. But only one time right?

That's too funny.

[progmom]

96. There is only proof of the one time.

:P

The worst part? progspawn was conceived when we were visiting my parents. (Hey - we were trying, and it was time.) Despite our best efforts, we somehow managed to wake my parents up, and my mom came stumbling in because she "thought there was something wrong with the dogs".

I am nearly positive she didn't catch on, and I was extremely vague about dates at the beginning, terrified that she would suddenly go: "let's see, 40 weeks back from his due date puts us at MEMORIAL DAY?? But you were here for Memorial Day!"

Ok - I have issues, don't I?

[yvr girl]

100. OMG - I'm laughing so hard

:rofl:

thought there was something wrong with the dogs

Do you howl? Bark? I'm so curious.

Yes, you do have issues. I can't judge though, believe it or not, I have yet to introduce anyone to my parents. I don't like to mix my worlds.

[progmom]

101. I really don't think we did any of those things.

Then again...something must have woken her up.



:shrug:


I think you and I both have parental issues.

[yvr girl]

102. I definitely have parental issues

We can't be perfect, right?

[bettyellen]

107. progspawn?

that's it.
i adore you and there's no going back.

[yvr girl]

111. Isn't that the funniest thing

She's my favourite Jazz DJ Mom in the world.

[bettyellen]

115. how can you not love her?

i'm beginning to think we have similar tastes.

[yvr girl]

116. I do love her!

She makes me laugh.

[Vektor]

97. KLEEEB!

What's going on in Boston?
Are you going to see Kerry at the Doubletree?

[JimmyJazz]

104. I think I have zero votes because people think I'm already

corrupt! :hi:

That would be an accurate assessment, btw :D

[GOPisEvil]

106. I have no votes either.

:shrug:

[MrScorpio]

109. To bad I can't corrupt from a remote site

That would be fun

[yvr girl]

117. I think you could if you applied yourself

You have the power.

[RevolutionaryActs]

110. Who voted for me? I wish to know.

:bounce: