i'm drunk again, been drinkin' gordon's gin

[mopaul]

i ain't drunk, i'm jess drinkin'

what's the use of gettin sober, if your just gonna git drunk again.

let's go get stoned. i don't have a drinking problem, i drink, i fall down in my own puke, no problem.

if you drink you will die, if you don't drink, you will also die.

in heaven there is no beer, that's why we drink it here.

take thee a little wine for thy stomach's sake.

beer is proof that god loves man. lips that touch liquor are more likely to touch mine.

i'd rather have a free bottle in front o' me than a pre frontal labotomy.

wine, spodee odee drinkin' wine.

if the ocean was whiskey and i was a duck, i'd dive to the bottom and drink my way up.

little brown jug how i love thee. dooly, sittin' in the holler, dooly, won't ya gimmee a swaller?

gimmee a pigfoot, and a bottle o' beer, give me gin cause i'm in my sin.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I'd recommend Tanqueray 10 or Bombay Sapphire.

[Merope215]

7. I second the Bombay Sapphire

Best gin around.

[alittlelark]

2. Great shirt seen in a dive bar -

" I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings."

[mopaul]

3. i'm on a 12 step program

if i can walk 6 steps to the bar and 6 steps back, i can have another drink

[Maestro]

4. After being in GD for three days straight

I wish I were drunk now. This is first time since last Friday without a drink. I think I am suffering DT's.

[Eagle_Eye]

5. When Gordon returns and finds out you drank all of his gin

He is going to be pissed off!

[mopaul]

6. so will jack daniels and captain morgan

and old crow