Cats are too dignified to poop

[MsAnthropy]

They just stare intently into space for a few minutes. Now, DOGS....dogs poop!

[BiggJawn]

1. You should meet our Buster...

He doesn't poop, he lays BRICKS!
Never seen such huge turds out of a cat!

[BurtWorm]

6. You have a cat named Buster?!

So do we! (And he's adorable! :loveya: )

PS: He poops, too.

[BiggJawn]

11. Yep, he wandered in about a year ago.

Some bastard dumped a house cat wearing a summer coat in the winter.
Usually, strays hang around a week or so, then move on, but Buster caught pneumonia. After all the $$$$ to get that taken care of, it was just a few more bucks to get him divested of his balls, and now he's a house cat again...Grey-striped Tabby, and a vocal feller, too.

[BurtWorm]

13. Our Buster is a Brooklyn boy

who must have been the runt of his litter, because after two and a half years, he's barely bigger than he was when he rescued him from Petco. He likes to ride around on my shoulder. He's one of the sweetest cats I've ever known.

[GOPFighter]

2. Well, I've studied this subject a lot and...

Dogs shit. They shit unabashedly and without shyness or embarrassment. Watch their eyes, notice the near state ecstasy. Even after the elimination, their enjoyment isn't complete. They turn and admire their work, often savoring the olfactory essences, and then, in wanton celebration, kick their hind legs to signal the end to the one thing dogs do well.

Cats merely defecate.

[MsAnthropy]

5. LOL! What a great description!

Truer words were never spoken.

[KittyWampus]

9. Heck, Dogs Even EAT Their Masterpieces

[BiggJawn]

12. And the cat's....

ZIPPY! Get the hell OUT of the cat box!

[_TJ_]

3. You know, I just realised

I've never seen my cat poop. Maybe she never does! :7

[Mizmoon]

4. Then what's all that racket in the litterbox?

sometimes it sounds like a construction project in there with all the digging and banging.

[On the Road]

7. kick

[demnan]

8. The hell they are

The Siamese lays these huge logs that smell like they eminated from the depths of hell then he prances out of the box and proceeds to run around the condo in celebration.

Lily cat furtiively lays lady-like little turds. I wish all my cats shit like Lily.

[KittyWampus]

10. Felix The B&W Tuxedo Cat Shoots Outta The Box Too After A Poo

and runs around.

Actually, I can relate to that! :D

[crispini]

14. Mine do that too.

"We're soooooooo happy!" (thump thump thump of cat feet on wood floor)