Find out how you are going to die!

[strategery blunder]

http://www.okcupid.com/death

My results

According to our research, you'll be dead by November 2061

Probable cause: Heart attack

YOU DIE: 76.4 years

AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

You have 20669.1 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 26% of your life.

[LostInAnomie]

1. 80.2 years

I die of cancer.

[Elidor]

2. August, 2042, of a heart attack, at age 77

You have 13,660.3 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 51% of your life.

Shit, I better go have my mid-life crisis before it's too late.

[Richard Steele]

3. I took that poll once, on another site...

It said I was gonna die at 45, and couldn't decide on a cause...

I thought it was bullshit at the time, but I recently found out that a guy I know, my age(36), had a heart attack last year.

He kinda resembles me, lifestyle-wise....the big difference is, he never smoked.

As I sit here inhaling 2 packs a day, 45 doesn't seem so unlikely anymore.

So....y'all should be nice to me, because all my STUFF might be up for grabs at any moment!

[SmileyBoy]

4. I will die at age 79 in November 2061 of cancer.

Hopefully I'll live a good life...:)

[Piperay]

5. 81

Heart attack.

[LibertyorDeath]

6. According to this test I am already Dead !

No gives me until age 80

I'll take that :) no ? asked.

[ps1074]

7. October 2048

at age 74.5

probable cause - cancer

[quispquake]

8. June 2041 of a Heart attack...

Age 79...I'll take that...by then, I think I'll be ready to shuffle off of the mortal coil here...(one can only see & feel so much pain ya know...)

[KitchenWitch]

9. In dog years, I am dead

seriously the test says I will die of old age at age 86...In reality, I will likely go before then.

[imenja]

10. age 85, 8 years longer than the average woman

which is ridiculous considering I'm a walking health disaster.

I'll die of a heart attack. Must have been the chocolate and dairy.

[KitchenWitch]

12. LOL

welcome to my world! Just the fact that I checked off that I had cancer should have knocked at least 15 years off my expectancy!

[imenja]

13. yeah, probably best not to let that quiz serve as an excuse

to sit on the couch eating bon bons.

In my case I think it's cause the people in my family have lived so long, all my grandparents well into their 90s.

[RebelOne]

11. I don't want to know. n/t

[johnnie]

14. September 2049

at age 85

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 16229.3 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 48% of your life.

[Jamastiene]

15. March 2008 at age 38

According to our research, you'll be dead by
March 2008 at age 38

Probable Cause: Heart Attack

YOU DIE: 37.6 years
AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years

As you can plainly see, you have less health & vitality than the average woman.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% ulcers/bowel toughness
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 1069.6 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 92% of your life.

Wow! Isn't that web site a bastion of good news this morning.

Does this mean I won't have to live in Rockingham any more after 2008? :D That's the good news I guess.

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. I'll die in February, 2056, at the age of 81.

From a heart attack.

How fucking lame. :P

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

[Arkana]

27. I had those exact same statistics!

Weird...only I'll be dead in 2063 at the age of 78.

[ScreamingMeemie]

17. August 2051 at the age of 81 because of a heart attack

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% ulcers/bowel toughness
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds


I found it funny that only 4% of people ate a lot of nice beef. :hi:

[DS1]

18. December 2043 @ 70

Cancer

Shit.

[baldguy]

19. August 2042

at age 79, probable cause - cancer

Everyone, be sure to keep that month open! I expect a big turnout for the funeral.

[BiggJawn]

20. August 2057, aged 100 years, by a jealous 25-y-o husband...

After his 19-Y-O wife tells him to take his wimpy stuff and leave, she's found a REAL man.

[TBreeze]

21. November 2061

At age 83 from a heart attack.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 20685.3 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 32% of your life.

That doesn't sound too bad.

[luvLLB]

22. 2038 at age 80...pretty good life I think.

[entanglement]

23. 2059 at age 79

You have 19727.4 days left on this earth

Hmmm.

[Samurai_Writer]

24. 80 years in 2040

You have 13022.0 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 55% of your life.

Probable Cause: Heart Attack

[BlueIris]

25. Some okcupid stuff I love, some I hate. Like this quiz.

Okcupid has told me I'm "J-Lo" level "datable," (amusing, and flattering, since I next plan on dating around 2009, if then) wickedly intelligent (puts my I.Q, like 25 points higher than it actually is) and has labeled my personality type "Evil Mastermind" ("Submissive Introvert Abstract Thinker"; dead-on assessment). Unfortunately, this stupid quiz consistently tells me I'm going to die at 58 years of age, as a result of alcoholism. People, I was an occasional social drinker in college (finished 4 years ago) and I haven't so much as touched alcohol in TWO YEARS, because I can't really afford the luxury, live with roommates who forbade alcohol in our domecile and don't find myself really wanting it as a beverage ever, even casually. I'm not planning on cultivating an attatchment to alcohol or any other addictive substance any time soon. So, I'm of the humble opinion that little quiz doesn't exactly hold much water, for those of you alarmed about your "date of death." Some of the other quizzes on that site are uncannily insightful, however.

[Arkana]

26. May 2063, at age 78 of a heart attack...*shudder*

That was a bit freakish for me.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

28. July 2051, age 86, by... cancer?

YOU DIE: 86.2 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

[Corgigal]

29. 82 years old and will die of cancer

Well yeah since I smoke. I do have lots of pets though, so that probably bought me 6 months.

[undergroundpanther]

31. I took the test

and I did it for a joke. My family lives forever.
my mom is 77,and is fine she is more active than I am,
my grandma lived to be 86,
my father 79 something even tho he died of cancer.

Death tests are statistics.Statistics only go by the numbers,and numbers can lie. There are alot of questions unasked by the test. Our bodies are subjected to entropy like everything else in this flawed to the core reality.Everything "god makes" lives and dies.

And for me death is nothing to fear. I dunno what happens after death,It's a mystery and alot of people guess abut and make up certainties about because they are scared or afraid they won't exist or control what occurs next.. I will see for myself what death is thank you,until than it's ???.In fact I kinda look forward to it because it's coming whether I want it or not.I might as well see what it is,instead of quaking in fear. Live well and die well. So,why be scared?.

[Corgigal]

33. I read a great book

called How We Die. Each chapter is a different "type" of death. Amazing process actually. I don't fear death. I just like to see my kids grow up and be okay. Ok, that's a lie. I want to see them grow up , be OK, get out of my house and then my hubby and I can go away to Venice.

Just nice to think the 4 dogs/4 cats I own who make feeding time the zoo that it is might give me some extra "time". I guess that was written in poorly constructed satire.

[Red State Rebel]

30. September 2023, Cancer - Age 67

My father died at 32, my mom at 46 so the law of averages isn't very good for me!

[scarlet_owl]

32. Holy shit! It says I'm going to die of a heart attack when I'm 29!

I guess I'll hit the gym today.

[northzax]

34. 2050 at 76

from a heart attack. interestingly, when I quit smoking, I die two years earlier.

there's incentive.

[Modem Butterfly]

35. 84, of a heart attack

I still have 60% of my life left. Not too shabby for someone with lupus!