OMG my mom said some drunk asshole attacked my uncle in a victoria garage!

[HEyHEY]

;-)

[yvr girl]

1. lol

[Redstone]

2. And he had an accomplice, didn't he?

Redstone

[HEyHEY]

4. Yeah, mom says he was walking by some guys in budwieser

Shirts working on an old rusted jeep, my Uncle said "It should look good when it's done."
Then the guy snapped and started shoving him around and calling him names. Then the guys buddy held him while he punch my uncle.
When the cops came, the guy had the nerve to say my uncle started it!

[Redstone]

11. And that was your uncle the disabled war hero,

who was just recovering from further injuries he sustained while rescuing several children and a basket of puppies from a flooding river, isn't it?

The one who also has been battling bravely against an insidious disease that he caought while on a humanitarian mission with the Red Cross delivering food to starving children in Africa?

THAT uncle?

Redstone

[HEyHEY]

12. The very same

AS well, he only has one eye hence no depth perception

[candy]

13. Oh no--was this in a nice apartment near a chop shop?

[Left Is Write]

3. Your who did what at Victoria's Secret?

[Redstone]

5. The Victoria's Secret model attacked his uncle,

while his aunt was attacking her.

I think.

Redstone

[CanuckAmok]

10. Beloved Aunt!!! AUNT!

n/t

[Swede]

6. I bet the drunk called the cops to make up an alibi.

:)

[HEyHEY]

7. He tried anyway

[CanuckAmok]

8. He SO had it coming.

Take THAT yuppy scum!

[HEyHEY]

9. Uncle beater!

[CanuckAmok]

14. Hey!! I wasn't drunk!

And I am no longer illiterate!