BEST. ATA. POST. EVER.

[Bouncy Ball]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=120x32841

[jpgray]

1. Not buyin' it.

Even drunk I can type legibly.

[Bouncy Ball]

7. Whether she is or isn't,

it's still funny.

I've only been on DU once when drunk. I didn't type quite as badly as her, but it was pretty damn bad. My fingers felt incredibly fat, I knew I was making mistakes but I really didn't give a shit.

[texas1928]

17. Did you read your posts the next day

you had a lot of repeated letters.

[Bouncy Ball]

18. I avoided reading them the next day.

:blush:

[mark414]

21. you've never seen me drunk

my drunk typing just looks like a cat walked across the keyboard

[LynzM]

2. LMFAO

Oh. My. God. :rofl:

[LoZoccolo]

3. There is the word "tit" in that post.

If you post a sex thread in the DU Lounge, it will get deleted, but if you post one in Ask The Administrators, you will likely get tombstoned.

[johnnie]

4. LOL

I know she is drunk, but what the hell is she typing on..her cell phone?

[BurtWorm]

5. Will she remember that?

:popcorn:

[NoPasaran]

6. PWI

Just don't do it, kids.

[Bouncy Ball]

9. TWD

same thing. There's always the chance someone will bookmark the damn thing and post them a day or two later when you're sober. Big danger.

[NoPasaran]

12. Thanks for reminding me

:evilgrin:

[jswordy]

14. EXXXXX-CELLENT! Bwa-hahahaha!

[trotsky]

8. That's like the 3am call to the ex-girlfriend...

to tell her how much you still love her. LMAO.

[Bouncy Ball]

10. Or the drunken call I made to my best friend

in the middle of the night to tell her "I don't care what ANYONE says about John (her husband), I think he's a PERFECTLY decent guy and so what if he gave you those STDs back in the 90s? I mean people move on, right? People change! So screw those haters!"

She didn't know anyone said anything bad about her husband.

:blushing:

[jswordy]

11. ROFL, ROFL, ROFLMFAO!!! THAT IS HILARIOUS!

Be sure to remind him of this when he pops in sober! LOL...what a hoot!

[WilliamPitt]

13. A good one, yes, but...

...my favorite is still the person who posted a thread in ATA asking how to post a thread.

[Bouncy Ball]

15. Oh God.....gasping for air here....

no FUCKING way. Are you for real?

[WilliamPitt]

19. Swear to God

I posted a thread about it here, but it got locked.

[crispini]

16. Bwahahahahahaha!

Whenever I have PUI'd I'm always a Very. Slow. Typist. I don't PUI much because I'm always so dreadfully careful not to be incoherent!

[Bouncy Ball]

20. Kick!

It almost fell off the front page!

[WMliberal]

22. Wish we could nominate ATA posts for Greatest page.

Farking hilarious. :rofl:

[BrklynLiberal]

23. Whether she was really drunk or just faking it...Great post. Thanks for

pointing it out.