who wants to go poison some pigeons in the park?

[pres2032]

Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
Life is skittles and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year
Is the spring. I do, don't you?
'Course you do.
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,
And makes every Sunday a treat for me:

All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Every Sunday you'll see my sweetheart and me,
As we poison the pigeons in the park!

[Squeech]

1. Me too

We'll murder them all, amidst laughter and merriment
Except for the few we take home to experiment
My heart will be quickenin' with each drop of strychnin'
We feed to a pigeon - it just takes a smidgen
To poison a pigeon in the park...

I've been singing this all week!