I've figured out the mystery of the ages.

[Goathead]

Why we are all here, the true nature of our existence. What our purpose as humans has been about all these eons. This is spectacular. I can't believe it, it has been right under our noses this whole time. Yes, yes, that's it, wonderful. On a cosmic level, I can think of no other revelation that has been this important since the dawn of humanity. Boy am I relieved.

[gyopsy]

1. Try Acid?

That'll reveal the secret of the cosmos in no time.

[Goathead]

3. This is better...

Can you nominate yourself for a Nobel Peace prize? Strike that, they will probably invent an entirely new category for this, hell they may even name it after me.

[megatherium]

2. try not to take drugs at your computer

when you're logged into DU. <laughing>

[gyopsy]

4. Yeah but you know so many do

Look at some of these post topics! :)

[Goathead]

8. Try not to diminish my discovery...

with your bantering and drug culture references, I know "the kids" like to smoke "the pot" and all, but this is important.

[Speck Tater]

5. You Too?

I discovered it myself not too long ago ( http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2906462 )

This might be a sign!

[Goathead]

6. It's such a relief

Once you finally see it, isn't it?

[MissMillie]

7. Could you now figure out

Why no one liked my joke?