How about doing a Bible flick featuring all the juicy bits?

[MrScorpio]

Rape
Murder
Adultery
Incest
Torture
Stuff like that

I thinks its time has... Come

[PartyPooper]

1. Okay, I'm in for that.

:hide:

[7th_Sephiroth]

2. dont forget the pedophilia

no, dont re-enact it cardinal Lal, BAD CARDINAL *beats with stick*

[kedrys]

3. My Bible study classes in high school were run by Jesuits

Icononoclasts par excellence...they made sure to point out all the under-the-radar, read-between-the-lines stuff. Juicy doesn't begin to describe it.

I'll start making the popcorn. :)

[GOPisEvil]

4. Just the begetting alone...

[elperromagico]

7. Jesophat begat the hell out of Rezboham.

[Tom Kitten]

5. Too bad Pasolini died so early...

He would have been a natural to direct!

[PartyPooper]

6. Something tells me that this thread will ultimately get locked.

Don't ask me why, I just have a feeling that it will.

O8)

[bettyellen]

8. you got all the juicy bits we need......

the snake hips
the mood lighting
the finest selection of class libations
the seductive rythyms
the strategically placed smokey mirrors
stuff like that

i think we like it here better........ with you

[MrScorpio]

9. Wow, Thanks, Honey Pie

[bettyellen]

12. who wouldn't miss you?

i haven't met the fool, but if you point them out to me..........

[jdj]

10. They'd have to show it in the XXX theators. Would the fundies protest it?

I can see them now outside the theators with their signs, "The bible is corrupting our youth!"

[kedrys]

11. Or "Down with this sort of thing"

Like a certain episode of Father Ted - excruciating! :D