I'm loud and I'm vulgar, and I wear the pants in the house

[sundog]

because somebody's got to, but I am not a monster! I'm not!

[jpgray]

1. Don't talk about our son, Martha.

[sundog]

2. SNAP! It went SNAP!

[jpgray]

5. I first saw that when I was very young

And I was terribly sad when the final tragedy was revealed.

:dunce:

[Kathy in Cambridge]

3. Kathleen Turner is going to play Martha on Broadway

it's previewing in Boston first!

[sundog]

6. You're a spoiled, self-indulgent, willful, dirty-minded, liquor-ridden...

:P

[RagingInMiami]

4. That's funny

Cause I hear you walk around the house with no pants.

[sundog]

7. You're all flops. I am the Earth Mother, and you are all flops

[Left Is Write]

8. But do you wear them OUT of the house?

[sundog]

9. Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want,

so don't worry about me.

[Left Is Write]

10. Yes, I'm certain of that, but

I still want to know if you'll be wearing pants.

[sundog]

11. No. There are limits. I mean, a man can put up with only so much

before he descends a rung or two on the old evolutionary ladder, which is up your line. Now, I will hold your hand when it's dark and you're afraid of the boogeyman and I will tote your gin bottles out after midnight so no one can see but I will not light your cigarette. And that, as they say, is that.

[progmom]

12. That movie was amazing.

Truly amazing.

I need to see it again.

[sundog]

13. I looked at you tonight and you weren't there...

And I'm gonna howl it out, and I'm not gonna give a damn what I do and I'm gonna make the biggest god-damn explosion you've ever heard.