"GODDAMN IT!"

[datasuspect]

does not offend god. neither does he feel slighted by this.

"goddamn" is the truncation of a curse. "god damn you to hell." it isn't cursing at god per se.

[progmom]

1. hey - what's up with all this?

Are you having a frustrating day?

[datasuspect]

2. not really

how you doing lately?

[progmom]

4. I'm ok.

Pissed off that it's supposed to snow here again today. Yesterday we got the promise of spring, today we get slammed by winter. :(

[ZenLefty]

3. Blasphemer.

"Look. I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'"

[LynzM]

9. LMAO

great sketch! :)

[redqueen]

5. Are you sure?

I mean... I don't think so... but I was taught that any use of God's name other than respectfully talking about it was taking their name in vain.

I guess it's the 'respectfully' part that matters here... I'm really not sure.

:shrug:

[hfojvt]

6. I can just imagine God, up in the sky

looking down at all the killing, beating, robbing, lying, cheating, war, torture, arson, stealing, and accidental death and dismemberment. And he suddenly jumps up and says "Oh dear, hfojvt just cursed again."

[datasuspect]

7. yep.

exactly.

and what the hell does he really care about every shred of minutiae gleaned from EVERY life?

sounds like some kind of voyeur.

[jswordy]

8. Please, this is a secular site. No praying allowed!

[_TJ_]

10. God's a big boy

It takes more than this to upset him.