The "Dignified Posture" CAPTION

[Crankie Avalon]

Ummm, could you close your legs a little, Zippy? You're not here
for a check-up.

[sniffa]

1. no, that's not a codpiece

i'm happy to be here.

[underpants]

2. Dick recalls day when the other kids made him eat a shitcone

[Richard Steele]

8. Best caption! I can't stop giggling!

[BurtWorm]

3. That is a posture of defensiveness and weakness.

He looks like a milquestoast who's just been bawled out by the boss. But he is the boss! :wtf:

[peekaloo]

4. Catskills open mic night: Please welcome Dick "Shecky" Cheney!

[no name no slogan]

5. Uh, no that wasn't me

Mine smell like wildflowers. That one's not mine. Uh-uh.

[Arkana]

6. "I do believe I have just shat myself!"

[BringEmOn]

7. "If I ever become a braindead moron like Junior, pull the plug!"

[texas1928]

9. Hi, My name is Dick

And I am addicted to Bush.

[Bok_Tukalo]

10. "Christ! I'm talking to people. Actual people. Fuck this noise."

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[AlCzervik]

11. "So i'm shlumpy...i can still have you killed"

[wakemeupwhenitsover]

12. I also dress to the right. n/t

[Hans Delbrook]

13. When this is over - I'm having you all killed. nt