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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:52 PM
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Signs you are listening to too much talk radio
Edited on Mon Mar-21-05 05:01 PM by underpants
You live in a metal building

You listen to a stop smoking AND a stop drinking hypnosis tapes when you sleep....in your NASA technology foam mattress

You walk around humming "1 800 I've............GOT GAS!"
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:54 PM
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1. At first I thought that GAS commercial was a joke. I can't believe it..
1800 I'VE GOT GASS
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LSparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:59 PM
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4. Me too!
And that chirpy little song with the woman singing "1800 I've got ... gas". Hilarious!
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:56 PM
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2. You walk around muttering to yourself...
"Tell them about the discount, Herb!"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 05:02 PM
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6. You keep buying vacuum cleaners
and bowling balls.
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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 04:58 PM
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3. You belong to not one but five
Multilevel marketing scams. And dammit, one of them is going to make you rich beyond your wildest dreams someday.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 05:00 PM
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5. You think WWPHD?
What Would Paul Harvey Do?
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 05:02 PM
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7. "people judge you by the words you use"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 05:24 PM
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8. Like it or not
:bounce:
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