If a law were named after you, what would be the reason?

[fishnfla]

Hey I want my own law!

"Greg's Law" From this date henceforth, the work week and the weekend shall be reversed (such that, posthaste, ipso facto, hunky-dory, puddin' lips, etcetera and soforth) we all now work 2 days and have 5 days off. Same pay and free lunch for all (BYOB)

The law commonly known as "I say we work 2 days and fish 5"

[WindRavenX]

1. Genevieve's Law

The ass-kicking of Sox fans is justifiable in any/all situations.

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. I don't know if I've told you before, but I love your name

It's so pretty. :)

[WindRavenX]

5. awww ::blush:::

Thank you :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. You're welcome.

:)

I'm still trying to think of my law. x(

[JohnKleeb]

12. how about Kate's law

All people in the United States must be flirted with.

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. That's just silly!

It should be: All people of the world must be flirted with.

Equality man. :)

[JohnKleeb]

16. True but youre gonna have to help me because I think

Genevieve is gonna want my head on a platter for wearing a sox's hat even if it was in an in your face joke to my sox fan friend who I did for your information give shit for being from new york and going for the sox. Besides, Maggie is a Yankees fan and she wore the hat too, it was to prove that we STOLE it not to prove our dying love for the sox, anyhow go orioles :D and nationals :D.

[JohnKleeb]

13. I hope you don't kick my ass when you see my new picture

:scared:

[chicagojoe]

3. Joe's Law

would provide for a cure for baldness for all Americans.

[Worst Username Ever]

34. Dammit you just ripped off Phil's Law

I thought of it first!

[chicagojoe]

49. We could co-sponsor it. You and me and millions of others!!!

[Richard Steele]

52. Damn, yer idea was better than mine!

As a 36yo male with a fabulous (and rapidly thinning) head of hair, I would be a fanatical supporter of 'Joe's Law'! Dammit, why are we wasting BILLION$ on useless crap while I grow balder by the week?

My idea was gonna be, 'Dick's Law': that parents would be forbidden to give their children amusing names!

For starters, the Steeles wouldn't be allowed to name male children "Richard" anymore...

[givemebackmycountry]

4. Herbs Law

Making it legal for Americans to smoke me without risk of penalty or interference from any authorities.

[Reverend_Smitty]

6. Kelly's law...

It would ban Republicans!

[ikojo]

37. Would it also ban all Republican lite Democrats?

Joe Lieberman may need to look for another job.

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. Kate's law

Everyone must eat cake and/or pie (with ice cream) on Tuesday's. silly:

[Technowitch]

9. Becca's Law

"Hereafter, let it be known that Becca is declared Queen Bitch Goddess of the Universe. Let all fall down and worship the very dirt she trods upon and kiss the hem of her garment--"

No no! Not like THAT!

"--oh, and she gets free dry-cleaning for the rest of her days, may they be eternal and full of chocolate, single-malt scotch, and expensive gifts and offerings (non-burnt requested)."

So Mote It Be

;)

[Sannum]

10. Emma's law.

Everything I say becomes fact. Everything I say becomes Law. I also get a 100% discount on everything at Saks and Barney's.

[TheMightyFavog]

11. James's Law.

Bothe the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox would each be required to trade no fewer than six of their starting players to the Milwaukee Brewers so that they could have a shot at the playoff for once.

[xmas74]

50. I will co-sign that bill!

[JohnKleeb]

14. Oh this is easy and in response to the Sox asskicking

The Yankees and Sox shall be moved out of the AL East.
LONG LiVE THE BIRD SUCKAS. *groans in preparation for yet another long season*

[Generic Guy]

17. I'd say Robert's law would be..

some kind of ban on drinking or more restrictions on alcohol use. Since I tend to get a bit wild. :)

[mykpart]

18. I would make it illegal for middle-aged women to

wear too-tight jeans in lieu of a girdle! Get a full-length mirror, ladies!

[Robeson]

19. I would make it illegal for Packer fans to post on this thread.....

...Hey, what do you expect? Look at my Avatar!....

[Seabiscuit]

20. Your avatar? Is that a cheesehead with horns?

[Robeson]

22. C-A-R-E-F-U-L, C-A-R-E-F-U-L.......

...:grr:

[Seabiscuit]

30. LOL!

Go Vikes!

[xmas74]

51. Too late!

[imenja]

21. public financing of elections

and I don't care what they call it.

[steve2470]

23. Steve's law

The nice ladies of my choosing shall be agreeable to at least a first date with moi.
:silly:

[Debi]

24. Even us married gals?

;)

[steve2470]

25. um yeah

of course, the 1st date would be the LAST date and no smooching before or after. Don't need no angry hubbies stalking me !
:crazy:

[Debi]

28. With shotguns n/t

[Debi]

26. Debi's Law

Double chocolate brownies with milk chocolate frosting will no longer have fat/calories/carbohydrates yet still taste delicious and make any fight with your significant other end immediately upon consumption!

A girl can dream can't she?

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

27. Women would be allowed to go topless

in outdoors public areas, just like men have been allowed to do. It's always pissed me off that women are not allowed this privilege. Damn men sexualizing our breasts! Maybe men are just jealous because their breasts serve no functional purpose.

[WindRavenX]

32. I've always wondered why we can't

Good point!

[Technowitch]

33. Because the guys would be so busy staring at our breasts...

...they wouldn't be able to keep the patriarchy running.

;)

[WindRavenX]

36. ah yes

Silly me.
Then again, coz I've got rather ample boobies (38 C holla), I don't know if I would actually be comfortable walking around without support...

[Technowitch]

44. 36C+ here. And agreed.

Without support, these 'perky' friends would eventually become decidedly less so rather quickly, I'd imagine.

[American Tragedy]

29. Virginia's Law

At his next press conference, Mike Krzyzewski must agree that yes, he does indeed bear a striking resemblance to a rat.

Sorry, it's March Madness. I get a little mean-spirited. :evilgrin:

[skygazer]

31. Skygazer's Law

Dogs would be allowed in all workplaces and rental units. Dogs would not be banned from any public areas. All those who objected to this law would be thrown in the Pound.

[American Tragedy]

41. Now there is a great law! Well said!

One of my greatest struggles in life is finding rentals, workplaces, public areas, etc. where I can bring my dogs, even though they are inevitably better behaved and less disruptive than most children, who are permitted to go almost anywhere.

[Lone_Wolf_Moderate]

35. Rafique's Law:

A law that prevents any politician from passing any law involving video games, or entertainment products, save those laws that involve provoding accurate ratings.

I also want public transportation privatized, but that's for another day.

[eyesroll]

38. Stacie's Law To Prevent Politicians From Capitalizing On Anyone's Death

Or Incapacitation By Naming Useless Laws After Them.

I've actually got a blog entry half written on the subject.

[ikojo]

39. Ikojo's law....No CEO shall be paid more than ten times than the

lowest paid employee.
No CEO shall receive any bonuses simply for being a CEO for it is resolved that if the company is doing well then it is due to the EMPLOYEES and not the CEO.

[Squeech]

42. Yeah, that works

You've got my vote!

I don't want a law, I want to repeal at least half the laws that are on the books already. I think the reason lawyers are so successful, and viewed as if they practically have magical powers, is that what they really do is locate and exploit contradictions and loopholes within the body of law-- so to disempower lawyers, we need to get rid of the contradictions and loopholes.

Ditto certain Supreme Court precedents that the Court never actually decided: the corporations-are-people-too provision and the end of the Fairness Doctrine for broadcasters were never actually voted on by the courts, but were slipped into decisions by winger clerks!

[hyphenate]

46. Actually,

I've heard that's been a law at Ben and Jerry's. The CEO is only paid that kind of percentage. I think it's 12X, though, not 10X.

[Fleshdancer]

40. Gloria's laws (I want more than one)

1st Gloria Law: Stupid people are prohibited from driving. Anyone driving while talking on a cell phone will instantly be deemed stupid, stopped by the police, and must walk home. I don't care if the whole 3rd grade soccer team is in your boat on wheels...you're walking.

2nd Gloria Law: Most desserts will have negative calories.

[American Tragedy]

43. Or anyone applying mascara while driving, or reading a newspaper.

Both of which are incredibly frightening things that I've observed drivers doing while on the expressway during rush hour.

[Fleshdancer]

47. Oh yes, they're definately too stupid to drive

and according to Gloria's law, they must walk. :D

[hyphenate]

45. Mary's Law

says you can kill someone without worry if the victim is as stupid as GWB and the whole word knows it. A form of justifiable homocide. Then, the first victim WILL be GWB. :)

[madison2000]

48. Madison's law

All humans shall be subject to the will of their dogs. If the dog wants you to play hooky from work or school and spend all day playing outside, it shall be done, no questions asked by employers.