I'LL GRIND YOUR BONES TO MAKE MY BREAD

[WilliamPitt]

Boy. That fucking sucked.

Thanks to the mod/admin who rectified my error. Yes, I twigged the ban-o/destruct-o sequence when I spammed yvr girl's Kick thread.

[WindRavenX]

hahahahahaha

Sorry, I find it amusing.

[MissB]

1. That was fucking funny.

:D

[havocmom]

2. OK, was away from the computer

What the devil is going on?

[WilliamPitt]

10. I kicked a thread ten times quickly

and activated the auto-ban anti-spam DU feature that NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT.

Har dee har.

[yvr girl]

14. And tell the poster what the thread was about Mr. Pitt

and who it was *ahem* mocking.

[WilliamPitt]

21. You're dead to me now

:P

[yvr girl]

23. You can't resist me

I know how to press your smart ass button.

[WilliamPitt]

26. .

[havocmom]

25. Oh, I can guess

So, Will, you had some time to soak your thread kickin foot? Hmmm.
Nine kicks are OK but ten gets one bounced. Good to know.

[WilliamPitt]

30. It was seven

in about 20 seconds.

That appears to be the shithead threshold.

[havocmom]

35. Have noticed some odd replys from you of late

thought you were on your . or something. Must be a guy thing.

[uppityperson]

41. How can you reply that fast that many times?

I have to hit "reply", wait for screen, write, hit "post" button, wait for screen, repeat. Even with a fast line I still don't see how this is possible. What am I not doing?

[WilliamPitt]

42. Here's the trick

But don't do it, because you'll ban yourself.

Click reply, enter a period - '.' - into the subject line, tab once and hit spacebar in the message field, then tab tab tab to 'post message' and enter.

I also have high-speed cable.

God damn. I'm a fucking dork.

[uppityperson]

43. .

[uppityperson]

44. .

[WilliamPitt]

45. Careful...

It's seven posts in 15 seconds or so that'll do it.

[uppityperson]

46. Still takes too long. Guess I should not practice.

You're not a dork, you're enthusiastic!

[yvr girl]

47. How the hell did you figure this out

You can't just have stumbled upon it.

[WilliamPitt]

48. I live at my keyboard

I've written about 15,000 words in the last week and a half, both in essays and blog posts. Never mind writing and replying to work emails, writing the overview script and, oh yeah, posting here.

You spend that much time doing something, you get good at it. If writing on a keyboard was a martial art, I'd be Yoda.

[Cooley Hurd]

3. The Schiavo Thread God smote thee?

:shrug:;)

[yvr girl]

4. That will teach you to mock me

Bwahahahahaha

[steve2470]

5. Sorry but it was funny as hell

I even went to ATA and begged for your return.

[WilliamPitt]

7. Oh, hey, thanks

Douche.

;)

[steve2470]

11. But I did beg for your return. That is serious nt

[WilliamPitt]

13. I know

I'm just being salty because I banned myself. That's like the DU version of stepping on your own balls in public.

:)

[LynzM]

18. LOL

What a mental image, dude :)

[WilliamPitt]

24. You know what the worst part was?

Once banned, all my 200 hidden Schiavo threads suddenly reappeared. Ugh.

[MissB]

31. Schaivo thread gods, indeed

Happy clicking.

[uppityperson]

33. hahahhahahahahahahahahahhaaha. I mean, that's too bad.

gee
Edited to add: I'm glad you got back quickly.

[LynzM]

34. God, that sucks

All that wasted time... well hey, just come chill in the Lounge for the night, give your blood pressure a break ;)

[yvr girl]

37. I feel a little bit bad now

But only a little

:*

[Bouncy Ball]

6. It's alright, we had a good laugh over it.

[BlueJazz]

8. ..Not as bad as "Teen Party Shark Attack" or whatever I'm...

...wasting my time watching on CBS....God!..It's so horrible, it's actually Hip!

[Briarius]

9. Ha-ha

[BlueHandDuo]

12. You, sir...

...are truly A Force to be Reckoned With.

I reckon.

[hunter]

15. That was so fucking cool!

WilliamPitt 'stoned.

I'm so glad I was here to see that!

[xmas74]

16. Damn that's funny!

I really needed a good laugh tonight-at least it's all straightened out now.

[progmom]

17. Classic

Was it as painful as stepping on your own balls? Or merely as embarrassing?

[WilliamPitt]

20. Embarrassing

I sat here and watched all these threads start about how I was banned. Battered myself into my screen like a moth into a lightbulb. Not graceful.

[HamstersFromHell]

27. To paraphrase an old Texan joke...

"Watch me while I kick this thread!"

[uppityperson]

19. By the way, Schiavo

hahahahaha. Thanks for the lesson in things to avoid.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

22. Now we know...

What Grovelbot does between pledge drives.

He spanks authors. ;-)

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. BWHAHAHAHA

Nice going dude! :7

[Name removed]

29. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[steve2470]

32. I sort of know how you feel, Will

Earlier today, I was the subject of a thread that *ahem* purported to search for a lookalike for me. I got the hint. :-(

[ralps]

36. Welcome back WilliamPitt

:hi: :hug: :yourock:

[HamstersFromHell]

38. Have you filed a living will with Skinner in case this happens again?

"Living Will" is what we got when you came back.

:P

[Deja Q]

39. You're not grinding any part of me, buddy!

:wow:

[yvr girl]

40. .

I couldn't resist