what is your ideal job?

[Glenda]

http://www.jobpredictor.com/

[da_chimperor]

1. A stripper.

:7

Edit: With my last name included, i'm a monkey impressionist, and with my full name i'm a professional hippy. :silly:

[expatriot]

2. OMG

Ed Snook, Your ideal job is a God

[Tektonik]

3. Tristan, Your ideal job is a Superhero.

YAY!

[Tektonik]

4. With my full name I got this horrifying result:

Tristan Ahmad Jayol, Your ideal job is a Nun.

:scared:

[expatriot]

5. Right now, my cat said my ideal job is a "professional lap"

[expatriot]

10. with my full name it said "village idiot"

from "a God" to "a village idiot" with just the inclusion of my middle name. Wow. that hurts.

[Glenda]

6. With Glenda I got:

Glenda, Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot

With my real name I got - Your ideal job is a President. hmmmm...

[Glenda]

14. Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world

that is if I put Ms. and my first name

[Ready4Change]

7. I get to be a Rabbit Slayer?

A world of evil to combat, massive wealth to accumulate, downtrodden to uplift, desperately needed inventions being cried out for...

And I get to slay rabbits?

[unblock]

8. trained assassin

though, it depends on how i put in my name, though. with "mr", with or without middle initial, full name, punctuation, etc.

[mcscajun]

9. "Professional Hippy(sic)"

Well, they got my job right, even if they spelled it wrong. Now, who's gonna hire me?

:silly: :hippie: :silly:

[unblock]

11. unblock, Your ideal job is a Heavyweight Boxer.

guess i'll have to double my weight first.

[nutshell2002]

12. "A President"

Apparently it doesn't take much!

[Rick Myers]

13. PRESIDENT!!!!

LOL

[kedrys]

15. Alien Investigator

...but I'm *already* doing that...AAAIIIIEEEE!! :P

[Anarcho-Socialist]

16. "Your ideal job is Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W

in them". That was for my username.

For my real name, I got: "Your ideal job is a Insurance Fraudster".

Maybe that's a more profitable career. :shrug:

[steve2470]

17. Either shoplifter (first name only) or chef (full name) nt

[Anarcho-Socialist]

18. Dick Cheney, Your ideal job is a Fluffy Bunny Trainer

George W Bush, Your ideal job is a Anything where you can kiss ass. :bounce:

[yvr girl]

19. I don't think that site appreciates my intellect

First name: Stewardess
First + Last name: Professional Shopper
Full name: 'is in a land, far, far away'
yvr girl: Puppeteer

[Tektonik]

20. So you are not a stripper?

x(

[tjwmason]

21. Pirate - with my username.

Mad Scientist - with my full name.

Anything except what you're doing now - with my first and last names.

Church minister - as I normally write my name (with initials).

Me thinks that the first one of the best, and I shall get myself apprenticed to a pirate (or is that pilot).

[koneko]

22. Professional Shopper

Damn, that's pretty close.

Problem is, I don't get paid to do it. I just burn my salary away. . .

[saltpoint]

23. Tour pianist for Emmylou Harris.

[B Calm]

24. CEO of a major corporation. Who gives a shit how good of a job

I do, I'll have enough money in one year to retire very very comfortably..

[LilBitRad]

25. Your ideal job is a Jungle Explorer.

using my last name only = Children's Teacher

Using my DU account name =Dentist.

I figure this means I should go to an underdeveloped jungle country and teach dentistry to youngsters.

Actually I was hoping to be a scoundrel.

[fluffernutter]

26. Goal Scoring Superstar Hero

[deadparrot]

27. Traffic Warden.

Huh.

[Deja Q]

28. Professional shopper or President, depends on formal or informal usage.

:wow:

[legally blonde]

29. OMG!

It says my ideal job is to be Satan! :evilgrin:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

30. George Bush your ideal job is a Kid's TV Presenter

[Misunderestimator]

31. Heavyweight Boxer here...

Now that would be interesting... I'd be flattened in an instant.

[Wapsie B]

32. God!

Username: Dog Walker

Think I'll stick with my given name. :)

Anyone need some water turned into wine?

[Seabiscuit]

33. Four variations on my name, four different results:

1. Pirate
2. Stripper
3. Mad Scientist
4. Village Idiot

BWAHAHAHA! I'd better not quit my day job!!!

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. Movie star.

:7

[Kire]

35. Quiz Show Contestant

[Akoto]

36. Trained Assassin.

:evilgrin: