A prom dress for our times

[SoCalDem]

If you are a freeper-lunatic



text & pic from

www.uglydress.com
Are you in a competition at school to see who has the most SPIRIT!!!!!!!! (that was 8 exclamation points and no question mark).

If you have more spirit than anyone why not show spirit for your country at prom? You can be the Prom Patriot. Yay. :)

Prom Patriots are very popular. Prom Patriots get everything they could ever want. If you dress up like the Prom Patriot everyone will like you, you will get into the college of your choice, your acne will clear up, your boobs will get bigger, the Prom King will kiss you behind the coke machine, and you will even have a baby.

I wish I had been a Prom Patriot but alas, back in 1987 we hadn't thought of the idea yet. Too bad. I wish I had a baby.

[democracyindanger]

1. I think the model is blind

She must be.

She's gotta be.

[JI7]

2. is this guy her dad ?

[izzie]

5. That IS really something. Where are things like that found?

Are the nuts really running the place?

[Cooley Hurd]

7. Boy... Evel Knievel sure let himself go...

:evilgrin:

[NorthernSpy]

13. Whoah -- has that guy got a flag-patterned codpiece?

(...turning up the screen brightness...)

No, wait -- it's a fannypack.

:eyes:

Maybe he didn't get enough attention as a child...

[fujiyama]

14. I love that girls' expression on her face

She's looking at that guy thinking "is he for real?".

[Deja Q]

17. She has an enchanting smile. And he is hiding something...

I like her!

And I'm a flaming fag! :evilgrin:

But look at his fanny pack. Is his package so small he needs to hide it with yet another flag?

[Bertha Venation]

18. The man in that picture needs a lesson from the U.S. Code Title 4 Sec 8(d)

Section 8. Respect for flag

No disrespect should be shown to the flag of the United States of America . . .

(d) The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery.

U.S. Code Title 4, Section 8

[izzie]

3. funny

I wonder if she will be forced to look at herself in 40 years in that?

[B Calm]

4. YUCK

[B Calm]

6. The girls who wear this to the prom, after graduation I wonder what

branch of the military they'll be going to..

[donco6]

8. No frickin' way.

Wow. That's just downright frightening. The only thing missing is a swastika corsage.

[tjwmason]

24. Did you ever get 'Allo 'Allo in the U.S.?

Helga and her suspender-belt methinks.

[yellowdogintexas]

30. Lovely Helga! that is the funniest show! and Herr Flick's

swastika boxer shorts, and didn't Helga have swastika knickers?

[tjwmason]

31. I thought it was on her suspender-belt

But there was certainly one of them 'down there'.

Apparently it was a great success in either France or Germany (I forget which), but very unpopular in the other.

[yellowdogintexas]

33. our local PBS is running it currently but the last time they did

we taped as many episodes as we could...because there was like a 7 year gap between the previous time it was run. Of course now DVD is available, and is a possibility for us.

That show just makes me howl!!!!!!!!1

"Listen very carefully, I shall say this only ONCE!"

[GCP]

32. Herr Flick in the matching corset and suspender belt to Helga's

is a sight emblazened on my memory, especially as he keeps the cane as he limps around the screen - too firkkin' funny!! :D

[Spinzonner]

9. Where's that Flag Desecration Amendment when we need it ...

[Heidi]

10. Oh, come on, ya'll . . .

those vertical stripes are so slimming. :puke:

[stellanoir]

11. the skirt and shawl. . .

appear to have a certain texture and flow. . .it's as though they were cut from a bloody hot air balloon.

The bird's nest hairdo is always a plus as well.

Yeah she should definitely enlist 'cause she's completely bereft of all fashion sense.

Yikes.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

12. THIS is a dress for our times:

[Deja Q]

16. Overweight or preggers?

:-( either way.

[blondeatlast]

26. Preggers--it's from this site:

http://www.uglydress.com/

Enjoy!

Here's a related item:

http://store1.yimg.com/I/uglydress_1800_3475995

Sorry, I can't get images this morning--hubby's "tweaking" again!

[Deja Q]

15. An analysis of the dress, a historal look:

But first: She looks like she's got a rather nasty smell under her nose. Pompous debutante not-in-tune-with-reality twit unfit to be used even as dog food.

And now for the tacky dress, which looks like the creator, high on crack AND sudafed-meth, re-imaged Wonder Woman's costume. :eyes:




Oh man, those pits are gross!

[Bertha Venation]

20. I love that costume.

I'm not much for tacky, outlandish costumes, but god, I love that one. That show was a fantasy refuge for me when I was a kid. And the costume was PERFECT for the 70s -- you gotta admit that much. :)

[Deja Q]

21. I seconds you, BV!

:D

And I always dug Wonder Woman. Mostly for the storylines, but I was 9 at the time. I saw a few a couple years' back on sci-fi channel; definitely kids' stuff, but enjoyable camp.

[UrbScotty]

19. I think I know what I'll be wearing the night of May 7!

And I'm a man! :D

[underpants]

22. Prom Patriots are very popular

This is too funny not d**k in an exhaust pipe funny but funny none the less.

[Deja Q]

23. It's called a 'prom patriot'? Where's the corresponding patriot missile?

:wow:

[Left Is Write]

25. Uncle Sam's parachute.

[AlCzervik]

27. looks likes a freeper big top.

[SoCalDem]

28. and when freepers go camping??

[AlCzervik]

29. OMG!!!! LOL!!