Give me five reasons I shouldn't eat my entire Trader Joe's tiramisu

[AngryAmish]

Or else, that bad boy is going down the hatch.

[Dookus]

1. cuz

you should give it to me instead?

It's only one reason, but a good one!

[AngryAmish]

3. A fair reason from your point of view

however, that bad boy is fully thawed and you are too far away for UPS.

[LeftyMom]

2. You should save room for the chocolate cookies! nt

[AngryAmish]

5. Another good reason

However, I lack cookies entirely. I will ignore your advice. Sorry.

[LeftyMom]

16. You were at Trader Joe's and didn't buy cookies?

You'r way stronger than I am, I can't resist the gravitational pull of the little bags of chocolate chip cookies.

[AngryAmish]

19. I've never tried them.

You recommend?


On second thought, tell me they taste like horse hair. As you can tell, my will power is not what it should be.

[NNadir]

4. Because I want some.

[AngryAmish]

8. See #3 above.

You are not here and I am. It does not transport well. I am generally willing to share, but this is tiramisu.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

6. Because so many thousands of people died

and that's nothing to be taken lightly. It was a tragedy of a magnitude that will resonate for centur...........

Wait.

Did you say "tsunami"?

[AngryAmish]

12. heh

[gardenista]

7. I could, but if I did, I'd be a hypocrite.

I've downed half of one while it was still rather frozen.

[AngryAmish]

10. My friend, we share a moment of shame

I did it two hours before a dinner party. My then girlfriend was less than entirely pleased. However, I was happy.

[gardenista]

23. LOL! BEFORE the dinner party! Ha! Did you do like I did

and try to make it look like you hadn't taken any?

My husband is completely onto me, but I still persist in trying to make it look like I didn't eat twice as much of whatever dessert is sitting around.

Glad not to be the only one. I still don't regret it!

[AngryAmish]

26. F'N A

At that point, one can only bold it out. Pushing the marscapole around don't cut it.


I said, why don't you have a real dessert around?

She did not buy it and I had to leave and get more.

[Cadence]

9. Because what if you crave it for breakfast and there is

none left? :shrug: You'll be so glad you put that spoon down now.

[AngryAmish]

11. The first really good reason

But if I eat it all now then fast tomorrow......

[Cadence]

13. Nuh Uh. No way. Not gonna happen. You only think

that because you feel abundant right now. Tomorrow when there is none and on top of it, you tell yourself you can't eat... that will feel like a sad sorry day my friend. You'll find yourself come 3 o'clock out buying a whole other tiramisu and you'll be back here in the same quandry.
BUT if you put the spoon down... have some for breakfast... the rest of the day you'll feel all happy and content.. then you won't mind not eating anything but a salad all day.

[AngryAmish]

17. I am a man of some certain discipline

Name the politician I am quoting and I may, may, save you a piece. It will be a very small piece, more like a dirty fork, but you may share in the delicousness.

[Cadence]

18. Hrrrmmmm. I dunno that one.

Can't even cheat and find it on google. :shrug: So it's a fork is it? That's o.k. that I lost.. I don'ta lika the tiramisu. Now this carrot cake with cream cheese frosting at whole foods is killin me.. if it was that.. I might wrestle you for the fork. ;)

[opiate69]

14. Nevermind.. my imaging skills seem to suck tonight.

[AlCzervik]

15. you start out eating the whole tiramisu and the next thing you

know you're on the street trying to score some canoli, it's a vicious cycle.

[Ellen Forradalom]

20. You're gonna feel ....... sooooooo ....... sick ......

and everyone will make fun of you when you complain of a stomach ache.

[Shredr]

21. Eat it! Eat it!

You just made me crave one. I'm stopping at TDs on my way home to get me some! And I'm gonna eat the whole thing, I guarantee!

[catzies]

22. GO FOR IT! I'll bet it's fabulous. Mangia!

y buon appetito! :9

[Sanity Claws]

24. Save some for breakfast tomorrow

It'll make getting up so much easier

[AngryAmish]

25. If it is any consolation

The last serving was reprieved by college basketball and my friends willing to buy me drinks.



BTW: Bill Self, you got what was coming to you.