Dear Penthouse

[Briarius]

I never thought this would happen to me...
:evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

1. America the book recommends to write members of congress like that

Dear Tom Delay, I never thought this would happen to me but I found one of your rodents in the mail yesterday.

[Briarius]

2. That's an interesting way to get their attention

other than that, I plead the 5th :evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

3. You mean the fizzith, dont you watch Dave Chappelle?

[Briarius]

5. no, I don't

maybe someday you'll understand :evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

6. Dude I know what the fifth amendment is

I just got an B+ on a constituion test.

[Briarius]

11. Dude, what did you get in anatomy?

:evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

15. Thats an elective

:) but I passed bio with flying colors as a freshman.

[Briarius]

16. Poor Kleeb

you day will come :evilgrin:

[CanuckAmok]

4. Guess which pre-fame rock star had a job ghostwriting Penthouse letters

Three guesses...

[JohnKleeb]

8. You said rock star but does Michael Bolton count

:D

[Briarius]

9. Markey-mark?

:evilgrin:

[CanuckAmok]

13. No and no... one more guess?

...

[bilgewaterbill]

7. No fair!

Bait and switch!

[Briarius]

10. Well yea, gotta be good

:evilgrin:

[warrens]

12. Dear Penthouse

I could not believe it. I was at a Washington bar and I met this hot chick, hair down to her ass. She was SO hot, or maybe I was too drunk. Anyway, she started playing with my unit and begging me to come back to her place. Remember, I was REALLY drunk. So we get back to her place and she drops to her knees, clawing at my zipper. Then I notice that her hair is sideways, and rip it off. Damn, it is Tom DeLay, begging me not to hit him, that he just loves men...forunately, at that moment, three girls from the Chicago Love-a-Bulls walked in and stripped naked. I told Tom to get the fuck out and then had wild sex for hours with the lovelies.

Signed

Anonymous

[Briarius]

14. Tom DeLay and sex should never be in the same post!

:wtf: