I fucking hate St. Patrick's day!

[JVS]

All the bars are going to be filled with assholes who don't know how to drink! There is no place in the bars to sit down and get your proper drink on! Not only are the amateurs out in full force, but they've eaten corned-beef and cabbage which makes them fart to beat the band! The band that plays loud annoying Irish music. It's just a big ordeal. This stupid holiday is going to cost me a nice Thursday night of drinking!

[Wapsie B]

1. Yeah me too!

Heck with the Irish. You ain't much if you ain't Dutch! :evilgrin:

[JVS]

2. Isn't that the home of William of ORANGE?

[JohnKleeb]

3. Yes

[Robeson]

8. Typical Pro Anglo Dutch anti-Irish Royalist.....

....Just don't show your face around Belfast, kiddo......:silly:

[HEyHEY]

11. Ha, I used to work with a dutch guy that always said that

[mark414]

12. psh, more like the dutch ain't much

[JVS]

16. What have you got against the Dutch?

[mark414]

17. they didn't help during the famine!

oh of course i am only joking but i'm a proud irishman!

[BlueJazz]

4. I agree...Last year the stench was so strong at the club I....

...was at, I almost Puked. Every 20 seconds or so, this putrid disgusting odor would grab you by the throat.

The Band was the "Irish Hitkickers" or something like that and I swear to God, the cocksuckers played the same song 50 times in a row along with several shitty versions of "Danny Boy".. AARRRGGG!!

[Maine Mary]

7. Is there a reason you didn't leave?

n/t

[Bouncy Ball]

5. You know why I used to hate it?

When I was still teaching, I HATED it. Why? Because if you don't wear green, the kids (teenagers) act TOTALLY obnoxious and threaten to pinch you all day and I had to tell each and every class at the very beginning of the period "Don't even THINK about touching me. I'm NOT Irish, I'm NOT wearing green, get over it."

Then that put me in a bad mood.

I refuse to wear green on St. Patrick's Day. I'm not Irish, not even a little itty bit.

[Maine Mary]

6. Irish Music Loud and Annoying?

:shrug: I guess we wouldn't be a match :-(

[JVS]

9. So be it

[HEyHEY]

10. Irish Music is the greatest pleasure out there

Especially if it's about sailing

[JVS]

13. Bullshit. Irish music is even worse than music by this guy

[HEyHEY]

14. Heretic!

[JVS]

15. Nyah Nyah Nyah! You can't do a thing about it!

[HEyHEY]

19. I know an Irish guy - he'll get the IRA after you!

[JVS]

21. And I'll sic the FLQ and the JDL on his ass

[HEyHEY]

22. touche

[mark414]

18. Blasphemer

if there was a just God he would smite thee this instant

[JVS]

20. There is one, but he agrees with me.

He tells me that it isn't a coincidence that the countries that use bagpipes are put on islands up in the northern Atlantic. He was trying to protect the rest of humanity for the longest possible time from the horrible music

[Maine Mary]

25. Furthermore,

If you miss out on time with an Irish girl, you are missing out ALOT! ;-)

[JVS]

26. As the football fans often chant "Over-rated"

Now missing out on time with a Georgian or an Ukrainian would truly be a crime

[RagingInMiami]

23. The one thing I hate about St. Paddy's Day

is how some bars put green dye in their beer. If they ever did that in Ireland, they'd be hung up by their balls.

[JVS]

24. Actually that's one of the more endearing tradition IMHO

[RagingInMiami]

27. I guess you like the color of your shit the next morning