**WARNING** Intentional flamebait inside.

[johnnie]

I hope you all have a great day today. Oh, and give a hug to someone you love, because..well, because you can.

I know, I stepped over the line on this one. Go ahead and flame away...I can take it.

[Arkana]

1. You BASTARD!

I'll tear you limb from limb!

:evilgrin:

[johnnie]

20. Thank you sir

May I have another?

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Bite me.

[johnnie]

21. Hmmm...

Tastes like chicken.

[Midlodemocrat]

26. LOL.

[Bunny]

3. You bastard!

What are you, some kind of troll???


:D

[johnnie]

23. You got me

But shhhh..don't tell anybody. It's just between me and you.

[Done]

4. Troublemaker!

[dolo amber]

5. You obviously have no idea what you're talking about

Next time, do a little research before you come here spouting your right-wing talking points. :eyes:

[meegbear]

6. It's assholes like you that breed contempt in this place ...

bugger off!

[peekaloo]

7. *harumph* You talk a good game, Mister, but I seriously

doubt you can back up much of what you just said.

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. Dammit! I was looking for a good reason to leave DU.

Sigh.....

[tjwmason]

9. Nobody ever leaves D.U.

They just post messages saying that they will, and then lurk to see what people say about them.

**Edit to correct majorly screwy grammar.

[johnnie]

10. " lurk to see what people say about them"

Like faking your own death to see who shows up to the funeral.

[tjwmason]

24. I've always been tempted by that one

But then I'm so fussy over my funeral (it's already planned even though I'm 25), I'd start to tell people off if they did things badly.

[Fleshdancer]

11. WHAT will we tell the children???!!!

:D

[HeeBGBz]

12. Great. Had a perfectly shitty day going

Until you had to brighten it. Nice going.

[guinivere]

13. It's crap like this

that gives Dems a bad name. Stop spewing hatred.

[GOPBasher]

14. You piece of shit, lovey-dovey, peace-mongering, hippie, LIBERAL!!

Take your stupid "love" shit out of this country, you commie swine. You commie, pinko, leftists are just ruining our fucking nation. In a time when everyone in America should unite behind our blind hatred of different cultures, you come in and try to make fucking *PEACE* with people. That's just like you goddamn liberal tree-huggers! Take your "loving-thy-neighbor" shit to some other country, like New York, Boston, San Francisco or Chicago!

[johnnie]

15. Whoa!!

You did that a little TOO real. You gave me a scare there for a second, I thought I was watching Fox or something.

Good one.

[GOPBasher]

17. I once had a post deleted, b/c the moderator thought

it was a legit right wing viewpoint. Ooops. LOL

[Ellen Forradalom]

16. This is blatantly discriminatory against grouches like me

I'm complaining in ATA.

[MadisonProgressive]

18. Why do you hate our freedoms?

[Beer Snob-50]

19. this is inflammatory

to those with no arms who cannot hug anyone!!! be more considerate in the future. you are a real handicapaphobe!

[lpbk2713]

22. Fuggen troublemaker.

Blow it out yer ass.

[Aristus]

25. Okay. Big hugs to all good DU-ers. I love you all.

((((((((((DU-ers)))))))))) :hug:

:bounce: Have a great day, everybody! :bounce:

[johnnie]

27. There ya go

:thumbsup:

[Goathead]

28. Great, thanks for setting the bar so fucking high

Now I have to go and "have a great day" because you say I have to. What if I am comfortable with my depression? What if it is like a warm toasty blanket that shields me from the outside world? Just what is your definition of "great" anyhow? Now I have to figure that one out. This is really turning into a lot of fucking work for something so innocuous as "having a great day". What if I don't live up to your expectations of greatness? What then, huh? See what you've done now, you have filled me with self-doubt and loathing. How am I to be expected to have a great day now? I haven't even addressed the problems of "giving someone a hug" let alone if that person is somebody that I love or not. Can it be somebody that I don't love? Wouldn't that be more appropriate? Then I would be "sharing" the love, not just transferring love back and forth between two people that already love each other. Maybe the people that I "think" love me don't actually love me, is that what you are getting at? Ohh, shit. Now I am really depressed.:evilgrin:

[Aristus]

30. Aw man, you need a macho hug,

and a manly chuck on the shoulder.

Now cheer up! :-)B-)

[johnnie]

31. LOL

That was funny. Thanks...

[Goathead]

32. Kinda ripped it off from Carlin

Carlin had this bit called "Have a nice day" that he did on 'Carlin at Carnegie'

[johnnie]

33. Oh, I didn't catch that one

It was still funny, so it's cool anyhow.

[katinmn]

29. good f******* morning!

Oops! I already wrote that today.

Have a nice day!:hi:

[Bouncy Ball]

34. Blue-Jay is gonna make fun of you for this post.

Watch.

;-)

[johnnie]

35. I'm surprised

It has lasted this long without too much being made fun of. :)