I want to start a flame war! I never get to start flame wars!

[JimmyJazz]

yvr girl starts them all the time without even trying. It's just not fair, I tell you!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

1. Freeptard! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

4. Damn, you caught me. I am a freeper of the highest order.

BTW - did you know George W. Bush is a great pretzledent?

And his brother, the gubner of Foida, will be the next great pretzledent. Mark my words.

[lonestarnot]

2. Ok flame....LOL

[JimmyJazz]

6. This isn't exactly what I had in mind, but okay:

[lonestarnot]

3. JimmyJazz you crack me up! n/t

[Dave Reynolds]

5. That topic SUCKS.

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

9. Kiss his ass:

[Dave Reynolds]

15. See?

That wasn't too hard, was it?

:bounce: :hi:

[lonestarnot]

28. Everybody just kiss his ass! n/t

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. Um...

You're mother was a hamster and you father smelt of elderberries?

[KG]

8. easily done, go to GD and post:

'I love Ralph Nader'

then, throw some popcorn in the microwave and watch the spittle flying and listen the the viens popping. i've even witnessed heads spin 360 degrees like linda blair in 'exorcist'

watching the same yayhoos post the same flames after 4 years never ceases to amaze me. kinda like watching a train wreck. :eyes:

[JimmyJazz]

13. Puhleeze - I post this in GD for sport:

But, I don't love Ralph Nader. I'm kinda into Arrin Hawkins - Do you think that might get me a flame or two?

[JohnKleeb]

17. Whos Arrin Hawkins

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. Socialist 2004 presidential nominee.. I think?

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

25. As far as socialists go I like Eugene Debs

[JimmyJazz]

27. I'm a socialist - remember?

http://www.themilitant.com/2004/campaign/campaign01.html

[JohnKleeb]

Oh yeah

[cally]

10. Here's the big hints:

abortion, guns, religion, and Dean. Works every time. Go try. I'll watch.

[JohnKleeb]

11. Is there anyway to combine that all in to one?

[cally]

12. Well, I'm tempted but I'll let you try..nt

[JohnKleeb]

14. No, I am on exile from GD by my own choice

No plans to go back.

[intrepid_wanderer]

22. possibly...

The best solution would have been for Dean to have been aborted with the use of a jaggedly short shot-gun in the name of GOD!!!


but, that just seems way too screwed... it'd definitely get attention though!


abortion, guns, religion, and Dean hrmph <daring or stupid... I am certain that there 'might' be feedback>

[Huckebein the Raven]

16. You go first, I'll be right behind you (maybe)

:evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

18. Fine

Howard Dean shot me with a gun then had an abortion which he claimed was done in the name of Jesus Christ.

[JimmyJazz]

20. I was thinking more in terms of a lounge flame war - I'm not much

on wandering too far from here. I have anxieties and all.

[lonestarnot]

30. I never wander...because I hate freeps and everything they stand for! n/t

[Quixote1818]

19. I will flame your ass my DEER

[JimmyJazz]

21. Yeah. Yeah. That's what they all say!

:silly:

[progmom]

24. take that

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little fett

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here

[JimmyJazz]

31. AW - that's not nice. Short people can't help that they are short!

Besides - I prefer to call it "vertically challenged" - you take that back or I'll alert on your ass and put you on ignore (I just violated not one, but two du rules with that sentence)

[progmom]

34. I take it back, I take it back

Can you ever forgive me? :pals:


(I'm no good at flame wars either)

[khashka]

26. Oh man oh man this is easy

You're a Nazi, Jimmy!

Khash.
who just forgot Godwin's Law.

[JimmyJazz]

29. See - I just don't think I'm any good at the flame wars thing. Peace:

[Dave Reynolds]

32. Lucky for you,

you lack the basic nastiness required.

You can have some of mine, there's plenty to spare.

[khashka]

33. Nah, you're not

How could I possibly say anything nasty about someone who posts pictures of KaTe Bush? You are just too good for your own good.

Give up on the flame war thing. It can be a lot of fun but you can have just as much fun being nice.

Khash.

[JimmyJazz]

35. I love Kate - she's definitely a cutie patootie!

But, that's what I mean - we're supposed to be in a flame war now, not talking about one of the most underrated artists of our time.

[khashka]

36. Ok Jimmy...

KaTe Bush sucks. You are an idiot for liking her. It's pathetic that you post her picture, you sad little wannabe. And since you asked for it - the nuclear weapon of flame wars: Go fuck yourself you Nazi fuck!

On the other hand Jimmy, maybe just being a nice guy is your forte and you should stick with it. Do what you're good at. (Plus, there ain't any real flame wars around here.)


Khash.

[JimmyJazz]

37. Erm, check my profile. I'm not a nice guy at all.

:P

[khashka]

39. So you're a nice girl

Ok I can't type, I'm just laughing too much...

The operative word was "nice". Nice guy, nice girl, what's the difference?

Khash.

[JimmyJazz]

40. Well, there's a big difference if you are asking me to fill one of the

flirting positions (not currently open at the moment). Some people (like yourself) might not appreciate someone named JimmyJazz flirting with them if they assumed the name was gender specific. Yanumsen? :shrug:

[khashka]

41. Gender specificity

has never been a big issue for me.

So you go girl! The flirting positions will never be filled up....

Khash.

[JimmyJazz]

43. Why thank you dalink!

Boris says spaceba as well!

[ScreamingMeemie]

38. You wrecked my PMless streak. We could flame over that.

;)

[JimmyJazz]

42. But I love you!

Besides, you look sexy as all get out in that thong :o

[Darranar]

44. Easy. Post this in GD...

Howard Dean and Wesley Clark are horrible candidates! We should be supporting the Greens or the DLC.

In two sentences, you anger pretty much everyone on the entire forum.

[JimmyJazz]

45. Guess what???? I'm going for it! Watch me now!

Oh, and get out your popcorn!

[JimmyJazz]

46. A pox on your house!

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