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Stop_the_War Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 01:34 PM
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Poll question: What do you scream when you hurt your toe?
Edited on Fri Mar-11-05 01:34 PM by Stop_the_War
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 01:39 PM
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1. Especially my Fat Toe
er, I mean, Big Toe...

RL
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 01:40 PM
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2. 'Fuck!' if my kids aren't around...
'Holy fucking shit' if they are!
:7

j/k
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 01:42 PM
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3. God--fuck--FUCK!
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 01:50 PM
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4. After the desperate inhalation of air through clenched teeth...
"Ah, Jaysus fuc*ing Christ, God damn son of a bitch, etc." This eventually tapers off into a series of closed mouth groans, which give way to a sort of mildly agitated depression.
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Rooktoven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 01:51 PM
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6. very close to mine
G--D--- M-----F---ing Son of a bitch!
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Skarbrowe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 03:57 PM
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8. Hey! That's exactly what I say. Not proud of it, but it just pops out. n/t
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 01:50 PM
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5. The word fuck gets quite a workout when I hurt my toe.
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livinginphotographs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 02:05 PM
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7. Looks like "Fuck!" is winning.
Of course, you didn't have an option for mine: "Fuck fuck fuck fucking hell!"
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DrGonzoLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 04:01 PM
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9. SON OF A FUCKING BITCH
FUCKING CHRIST GOD DAMMIT FUCK
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 04:01 PM
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10. I call for a toe truck.
sorry.
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 04:07 PM
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11. Jesus Mary Fucking Joseph!
My boyfriend says I should mend my ways since I'm pagan and not a Catholic. Apparently you can only say that if you're Catholic. But I still say it. And I will not stop.

Khash.
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