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Nothing Without Hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 12:14 AM
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Norwegians can get...kinda STRANGE in the winter. Check this out!
Found at the wonderful AllHatNoCattle.net site today:


Caption: Norwegian Kjell Petter Bruun practicing Tree-Ski-Jumping in southern Norway. The jumpers aim for the trees and the higher they land in the trees, the better their scores may be. The idea is to take flight from a mound of snow, fly through the air and land in a tree. To qualify as a completed jump, the skier has to hang onto the tree without falling to the ground. (Photo by SCANPIX)
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 12:15 AM
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1. In other news, Norway's birth rate declines
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 12:17 AM
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4. Do you suppose there's a correlation?
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Nothing Without Hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 12:59 AM
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18. LOL! I bet he's wearing some protective gear that doesn't show
At least I sure hope for the benefit of his future decendants that he is! Ouch!
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 12:16 AM
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2. That's what happens when you don't see the sun
for months at a time. Maybe global warming will help.
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chookie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 12:17 AM
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3. If it keeps them from taking an axe to their families....
...due to alcohol-nursed deep depression from the long winter, I guess it's okay.
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 12:17 AM
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5. Uffda!
Careful Sven, protect the family jewels!
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Nothing Without Hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 12:26 AM
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9. Uffda! I was told that's Norwegian for "Oy Veh"
If he landed like it looks like he landed, he may have used stronger language!
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 12:40 AM
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14. LOL!
Yes but he may have been rendered speechless for awhile too! ;-)
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CubsFan1982 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 12:18 AM
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6. As someone of Norwegian descent, I must...
Completely agree with your assessment! But you ain't seen nothing until you've been to one of our family reunions or get-togethers! :P
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Nothing Without Hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 01:09 AM
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20. Having listened to many Garrison Keillor stories of Minnesotan Norwegians,
I suspect my imagination doesn't stretch far enough! When people who are usually reserved choose to let go, the results can be spectacular. ;)
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PartyPooper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 12:22 AM
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7. That poor, defenseless tree! At least, the guy could have picked one
his own size.

:eyes:
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Nothing Without Hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 12:52 AM
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17. Yeah, but if he did, he'd bounce right off the trunk. Splat-Oof-Thud!!
I think that would take some special gear...
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 12:23 AM
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8. Finnish people get naked and beat each other with branches...
...and go jump in the freezing lake. I am not fucking kidding you. They do it in Minnesota and junk. This is not a sex thread.
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 12:28 AM
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11. HERE what did I TELL you!
How should a visitor to Finland react to the following proposition? You are invited to take off all your clothes and go to a little room heated to almost 100 Cº, where you will sit, naked, with others for a while and sweat. Then you will go outside and jump (still naked) through a small hole in the ice on a lake, the sea or whatever and refresh yourselves in the freezing water - or roll in the snow instead.

http://virtual.finland.fi/netcomm/news/showarticle.asp?intNWSAID=26077
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Nothing Without Hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 12:45 AM
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15. Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire! I think I'd rather go
jumping into trees wearing skis. I might break something besides the tree, but at least I'd be warm while I did it!

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Nothing Without Hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 12:29 AM
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12. Wow! A Swedish-American friend of mine told me her mother had a saying
for (jokingly) referring to someone really bizarre: "Crazy like a Finn!" Now I'm starting to get a glimmer of understanding...
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Nothing Without Hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 12:31 AM
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13. Holy codswallop! What do they do to their ENEMIES??? n/t
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 12:27 AM
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10. In other countries they couldn't hit the trees...
...and called it 'hot-dogging'.

And the ones with the bad aim have an Olympic sport. Go figure!
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Nothing Without Hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 12:47 AM
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16. And the ones with a GOOD aim at least have a nice warm hospital bed! n/t
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Nothing Without Hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 01:03 AM
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19. Well, I have to say it looks like a very hard way to make FIREWOOD! n/t
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Nothing Without Hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 01:49 AM
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21. One more kick for some silliness n/t
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 01:58 AM
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22. Do they get extra points if they are impaled by a tree limb?....
...just curious.
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Nothing Without Hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 02:08 AM
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23. I have a feeling -- just a suspicion, mind you -- that score-keeping
in this sport is somewhat primitive and often well-lubricated with warming fermented spirits. Maybe he would get an asterisk by his name in the score tallies?

This has got to be sort of hard on skis, too. And if he spreadeagles too far to spare his skis, that opens him up to other sorts of injuries, so to speak.

I would like to see a written history of this sport. What a hoot! Maybe we can stage a LTTE campaign to convince the Shrub that this is the only MANLY way to clear brush! ;)
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Nothing Without Hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 10:54 AM
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24. All around, I'd say this is a lot less violent and silly than Reality TV
Edited on Fri Mar-11-05 10:55 AM by Nothing Without Hope
So maybe the Norwegians are onto something here. ;)
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 11:15 AM
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25. I'm glad I'm only part Norwegian
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Nothing Without Hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 10:45 PM
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26. To keep the silliness going just a little while longer...kick! n/t
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