What's the Title of YOUR Autobiography?

[mondo joe]

If you'd like to include some chapter titles as well, please do.

[sniffa]

1. my traveLs with god

those that know me weLL, wiLL find it hiLarious.

[notadmblnd]

2. This is your life?

It would be a dark comedy. You'd have to be able to laugh while reading it otherwise you'll probably want to slash your wrists.

[meegbear]

3. meegbear ... the humblest man I know

[fertilizeonarbusto]

4. "Mucho te quiero, culo, pero no te puedo besar"

"Lots I Love You, Ass, But I Can't Kiss You." Either that or "No Regrets"

[mondo joe]

5. Me Against All the Liars and Cheats in the World

Chapters will likely include:

When will my true parents rescue me?

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

Television is my friend

Please, Don't Share

I'm not that kind of gay man

[fertilizeonarbusto]

6. And what kind of gay man are you? n/t

[mondo joe]

8. Not THAT kind

More the nerd and politics kind. :-)

[fertilizeonarbusto]

12. hee, hee

I'm the look-like-a-gym-bunny, act-like-a-nerd, hate-Britney-and-clubs kind. Needless to say, I'm overwhelmingly popular (not). ;-)

[notadmblnd]

17. You know that's funny Mondo

because when I first had my son... I kept hoping that his real parents would be there to pick him up soon.

[MissMillie]

7. "A Day Late and a Dollar Short"

That about sums it up.

[TlalocW]

9. "Naked Came I"

Actually that's the name of Opus' "autobiography" after Milo gets a hold of it to spice it up (Bloom County cartoon).

Opus (reading his "autobiography"): Excuse me, but I never shot Warren Beatty in the buttocks in 72.
Milo: Must be a typo.

TlalocW

[fudge stripe cookays]

10. "Rise From the Ashes"

With a quote from Rosanne Cash's song at the beginning. That song has gotten me through some tough times (and Bruce Cockburn plays guitar on it, so it makes me happy).

Haven't figured out which particular part yet, but it's from here....

I don't have to carry this load alone
Someday I'll stop crying, and it won't be long
My eyes to the distance, baby
My hands on the wheel
And I'm gonna rise from the ashes
That's how I feel, I feel
I'm gonna rise from the ashes

I feel inspiration when all may be lost
I claim resurrection no matter the cost
My moment of waking, darlin'
Is so close at hand
And I'm gonna rise from the ashes
I know I can, I can
I'm gonna rise from the ashes

Just give me one more moment
Just give me one more night
I'll be alright
You know I will
I will

I hold onto faith inside my fear
I know someone hears
me when no one is near
My heart is my compass
My soul is my guide
And I'm gonna rise from the ashes
Be alive, so alive
I'm gonna rise from the ashes

[Coyote_Bandit]

14. Love that Song

but I think I would have to take my autobiography from her "Interiors" CD. That dark, depressing, betrayed, highly introspective thing would seem to be a better fit these days.

[fudge stripe cookays]

23. I have that one too.

Guess I'm still a "glass is half full" kinda gal.

:-)
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[terrya]

11. "An Ordinary Man"

That's pretty much my story. :-)

[UncleSepp]

13. Oh No, Not This Sh*t Again.

[underpants]

15. "Life is Fair"

That was going to be the title of my great American novel anyway.

[Arkana]

16. "WTFOMGBBQ: The Story of Arkana"

[mermaid]

18. "If It Weren't For Bad Luck, I Wouldn't HAVE Any Luck"

that about sums it up.

that or "Victim of Circumstance"

can't do that one, though, because I am already in the process of writing a book titled "Victim of Circumstance" and it is a fictional treatment of a real-life event in my life, but it takes a screaming left turn into unreality early in the book, and follows the path of my darkest fears of the outcome of that event, rather than the actual outcome. except that is does have a happy ending, because, in the end, our hero, the Victim of Circumstance, basically sticks it to every last bastard that tried to screw her over!

[RPM]

19. What the hell is wrong with everyone else?

The story of the life and times of RPM.

[AutumnMist]

20. A Beer, A Mop, And A Baby

If you knew me it would be hilarious. No one who knew me 8 years ago would figure I now actually mop my own floors and I am a mother....not a party child. Who knew? I certainly didn't. They say that the best humor that we know comes from hindsight. When we can learn to laugh about it. Hey I have been there.

[Texasgal]

21. " Wild life"

The book would start with pictures of wild-life... heh heh. :P

[kwassa]

22. Why ME?