Let's see if I've got this right...

[Dave Reynolds]

If something comes into my yard I don't like:

1. I should shoot it.
2. I should make a coat out of it.
3. I should berate it for going against the orthodoxy.
4. I should disrupt it's thread.
5. I should yell "in my pants" at it.
6. I should have it on the top of my head.

I'm sure I must be forgetting something, though....

[auntAgonist]

1. I hope your yard isn't near my yard

LOL


:hi:



on edit: you must work nights too huh?

[Dave Reynolds]

2. Yep, night shifty.

3:30 until I'm done.

One more thing about my yard:

I can accuse it of being in a clique!:silly:

[auntAgonist]

4. LOL

night shift here too, but I'm home now. Some nights I work till 1am other times I'm done at 11pm.

I'm off for 6 weeks starting next Monday though.

[Dave Reynolds]

8. Sounds like a nice break,

hope it's for good times and not health reasons.

I get out of here anywhere between midnight and 4, looks like a 4 tonight.

[auntAgonist]

11. surgery ..

yuk on the 4am.

but hey, at least i'll have more time on DU after the first couple of weeks (i think)

[Dave Reynolds]

13. Best wishes on the surgery,

and a speedy recovery.

Someday if I ever bank any time off, I need to get my carpal tunnel (both sides) taken care of.

[auntAgonist]

14. Thanks to keyboards at least 3 people

I work with have had to have surgery on their wrists..

thanks for the good wishes, I'll be needing them.

:)

[imenja]

3. no, it's like this

If someone comes into your house and tries to steal your TV, you can shoot him and you are legally defending your property. If a foreigner rings your door bell on Halloween and you are scared, you can also shoot him. If you are a woman who is being raped, and you shoot the rapist, you are charged with murder. So under American law, a man can defend his television set but I can't defend my body. Will someone explain that to me?

[auntAgonist]

5. That is SO worse than messed up.

[imenja]

7. also shows the relative value of women in society

less than TV sets.

[orleans]

6. simple. just look at who's making the laws!

[Dave Reynolds]

10. It's a sad time we live in,

but I would happily give up my crappy TV to anybody who wants to break in for it.

Unfortunately, women may have less control over their bodies in the future.

[hickman1937]

9. I don't understand. After you shoot it,

why would you put it in your pants?

[Dave Reynolds]

12. I think that is the preferred method

of keeping the fur soft and supple.

I never got into the fur thing, though.

[hickman1937]

15. For crying out loud, is this a sex thread?

What kind of sick idiot puts something dead in their pants? OMG, are you my ex?

[Dave Reynolds]

16. Yikes!

You caught me!

Actually, I think my ex lives in California now.

[murielm99]

17. I think you should wrinkle it, and you should talk about

chemtrails.

[Dave Reynolds]

20. Yayy

I knew I had forgotten something!

Thanks for the reminder!

:silly:

[izzie]

18. I never could understand land having more rights than people.

Oh well I grew up in a Republican home in the 30's and 40's and we thought owning property was a good thing and human rights were also. Sorry I must have learned wrong.Now people fell good to shoot some one if they walk on your land. If it is an animal kill it and if it is your land take it to use the stuff on it to make money.

[Dave Reynolds]

23. I was just kinda poking fun

at the various flame wars that went on this week. I think you learned right. I actually don't even own a backyard.

[KitchenWitch]

19. You should hand it a pile of Chick tracts.

[Dave Reynolds]

21. What are those,

could I pick them up at the library?

[KitchenWitch]

25. They are cartoon bible pamphlets

here is a link. http://www.chick.com/default.asp

[Dave Reynolds]

27. That's too funny.

I like the question "What happens to Chick tracts after they are handed out?"

My answer didn't match theirs, oddly enough.

:D

[KitchenWitch]

30. Funny, my answer didn't match either!

[flvegan]

22. What Would JimmyJazz Do? (WWJJD)

[Dave Reynolds]

24. That is the question that is foremost in my mind always,

when I grow up I wann be just like her.

She's my heeeero.

:P

[Martin Eden]

26. 6 more choices

1. Observe it
2. Learn from it.
3. Assess the impact it may have on your yard.
4. Consider your options
5. Think about the consequences of acting upon those options
6. Act, or don't act, based on 1 thru 5.

[Dave Reynolds]

28. More sensible than mine,

but I was just messin'.

I DO have a problem being sensible sometimes.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

29. You should post: Something's in my yard! Ask me anything!

[Dave Reynolds]

31. But that would be copycatty,

and that simply can't happen here, can it?

:7 :freak: