So why are YOU going to hell?

[meegbear]

I'm going 'cuz I LOVE being nasty (that's me on the right)



Gotta love Chick.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1021/1021_01.asp

[7th_Sephiroth]

1. was it the fitty men i killed?

cotton hill

[soothsayer]

2. i'm not going to hell!

[Bertha Venation]

3. Because i love walking down ramps into open-ended arrows!

Oh -- and because I'm gay, of course.

[joeybee12]

4. How much time do you have to listen?

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

5. my undying love for you!

:D

[meegbear]

6. Oh is that you next to me?

The smoke from the brimstome makes it hard to see.

[cags]

14. oops

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. Oh.. where do I began?

:evilgrin:

[Debi]

54. Opening presents on Christmas Eve for one

Jesus is watching!

[RevolutionaryActs]

75. Oh?

He better not watch me while I'm in the shower! :o

[Debi]

84. AAAARRRRGGGHHH

My eyes...my eyes :wow:

[RevolutionaryActs]

89. LMAO!

I love you! :pals:

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. I'm not. I've got my halo on mail order.

:hi:

[Name removed]

9. Deleted message

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[Misunderestimator]

10. Apparently, because I'm gay.

that toon looks a little RW to me though...

[Lone Pawn]

23. Jack Chick? A right-winger? Really?

No! It can't be!

[Misunderestimator]

30. It's the tone of the phrases used, which seem like a RWer's idea of what

liberals must think:


There's nothing wrong with adultery or lying

I LOVE being nasty

We're all gods!

I love my sin.

I hate God!

These all seem like pretty negative things to imagine we think. (Though I do like being nasty sometimes...)

[Lone Pawn]

37. Jack Chick is infamous for being ridiculously to the right.

Browse around his site. He's about as far to the Right as you can get. That was sarcasm back there.

[Misunderestimator]

42. I get that... I'm just taking this one toon by itself.

But I guess it could be riduling the way in which they think of us... ironically, it is exactly what they think.

[Lone Pawn]

51. This one toon is meant to be taken seriously.

It doesn't ridicule us, it claims we actually are like that.

[Misunderestimator]

55. So.... you are saying you agree that we are adulterers and liars?

I'm confused...

[Lone Pawn]

60. No, I'm saying he thinks we are, and assumes that we will think so too.

[Misunderestimator]

63. But that's what I'm saying... the cartoonist sees us that way...

so therefore it seems RW to me... because this is NOT the way we are. In fact, I would stake my life on liberals being less adulterous and more truthful than the other side. I really don't get your argument... you say he is left-wing but you agree with his portrayal of liberals, instead of saying that he is ridiculing the other side for seeing us this way. Make no sense.

[Lone Pawn]

65. No, I say he is right wing. He is absurdly right wing.

Claiming 'hey, this cartoon looks like he's knockin' on liberals' is like saying 'hey, that ann coulter column might have right-wing slant.' The man doesn't have a leftist bone in his body.

[Misunderestimator]

68. So you're first post saying he was left-wing was sarcastic?

Ok... I see.

[Lone Pawn]

69. yes...see post 37 again.

[Misunderestimator]

70. Sorry, was multi-tasking and somehow missed that

even though I responded to it :)

[swimmernsecretsea]

98. I'm a 'mo too! Let's have a "Gone to Hell" party!

I'm going to hell because:

* I drank from the carton, then put it back in the refrigerator
* I left the seat up before my sister used the bathroom
* I put the ice cube tray back without refilling it
* With my friend's annoying dog, I pretended to play fetch by throwing the stick, then running back inside the house.
* I repeated a joke about Joan Rivers and pretended it was me who made it up
* I faked an orgasm. (Difficult for a male but not impossible)
* I said, "Yes, your ass does look fat in those pants"
* I pretended I knew what I was talking about.
* "Awww. Your children are so cute"
* "No, I don't know who scratched your car"
* "Here's my resume"
* "Yes, I know PhotoShop."
* "I'm an experienced Web designer."

[Katarina]

11. Because I have too many

television sets.

[Liberal Veteran]

12. "I wrote and drew blasphemous self-righteous tracts...."

:eyes:

[Mizmoon]

27. "Either way you WILL bow down to Jesus"

and since he isn't here right now there are lots of self-righteous pricks conveniently available for us to bow down to in his stead.

I agree with you Liberal Veteran ... :eyes:

[Robeson]

47. But he is here right now......

...haven't you heard that the Lord is here and working deeds through the beloved "W"?

[kedrys]

13. I don't even know where to start...

but at least I'll be in good company! :)

[meganmonkey]

15. Cuz' heaven sounds really booooring!

And because I use the lord's goddamn name in vain about 100 goddamn times a day.

And I have sex. A lot. And I like it. And I don't do it to get pregnant.

And I drink and I smoke and I don't apologize for it.

And because I would rather hang out with the Buddhists and Atheists and Agnoxtics and fruity left-wing Unitarians and Hindus (they have some cool-ass Gods and Goddesses) than the uptight repressed meanies who believe the shit in those cartoons.

That's what comes to mind first O8)

[madison2000]

16. because thats where all my friends will be

[cags]

17. Do you mean Helltown in Butte County, CA? I've never been

Or do you mean the fire burning pit, because that place is not real. You can't go there.

[meganmonkey]

19. Or Hell, MIchigan?

I am sure it is a cold day in Hell today!

[cags]

45. LOL

[HeeBGBz]

18. I thought I was already there

[Maine-ah]

20. i was never baptized. my grandmother loved to tell us all

that we were going to hell because none of us were baptized/christened. :evilgrin:

[Robeson]

31. Cool. I was never Baptized, either!....

...The only one in my family, I can proudly say!:toast:

[Maine-ah]

35. all four of us were never baptized. my mother is/was christian science

and my father was catholic. it was his mother that always told us that.

[sniffa]

21. i'm going to heLL

to chaLLenge satan to a competitive eating contest.

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. What will you eat? Pie, hot dogs or something else?

:shrug:

[sniffa]

24. 50 hard boiLed eggs

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. Sweet, I'll put my money on...

Satan, because he's the prince of darkness and will probably cheat. :P

[cruadin]

33. "Nobody can eat 50 eggs."---from Cool Hand Luke, right AFTER...

Luke finishes eating 50 eggs.

One of the best movie lines of all time.

[sniffa]

40. you know he just ate one egg

and they Looped it 50 times.

edit: but they did do about 50 takes. :P

[cruadin]

43. Yeah, but when George Kennedy thumped his stomach,...

it made a sound like a ripe watermelon. ;)

[Debi]

56. Cool Hand Sniffa?

Catchy!

[sniffa]

59. smooth hands sniffa, actuaLLy

if you caught the zapped thread, you'd know. :P

misunderestimator knows.

[Debi]

61. I WAS THERE!!!

Naughty naughty boy :spank:

[arwalden]

25. Because That's Where All The Cool People Are Going...

... everyone else is boring!

[Neshanic]

26. Gay, raised Methodist, or is it raised Methodist, Gay.

New Jersey native probably. Blue you know.

[steve2470]

28. Because I voted for Kerry (sarcasm) nt

[Robeson]

34. Heathen! Sinner! Idolator!....

...Don't you know all Kerry supporters are going to hell!!!

[steve2470]

39. yeah, I'm busy sinning like hell since I'm going anyway LOL nt

[progressoid]

32. All of the above...

[dbt]

36. I play the fiddle.

That's where we go.

:evilgrin:

[Debi]

57. Nero?

Is that you?

[WindRavenX]

38. boozin', sexin', and the like

Nothing like monogomous, pre-marital relationships to get your ticket punched to Hell! :hi:

[sniffa]

41. shame on you

tsk tsk

[WindRavenX]

44. Someone did actually say I was going to hell

Some tightass from the "substance free" residence hall got in my face when I was making out with the SO in the hall after we got trashed at a bar.
Her: "You know, immoral behavior isn't looked lightly upon by Our Lord"
Me: ".....piss off" <grabs SO's ass and giggles>

Fuckers. I hate people like that.

[sniffa]

48. that's what you get though

for Living in the straight edger dorm. :P

[WindRavenX]

49. I don't!

THEY CAME OVER TO OUR DORM AND HARASSED US!
They do that ALL the time.
They're FUCKING CRAZY Sniffa! CRAZY!!

[sniffa]

52. they are nuts

and not just because they're straight-edge jesus Lovers.... but because they're soooo LoneLy.

[WindRavenX]

53. yuppers

They vex me in ways that I thought were never possible.

[MissMillie]

46. I covet my neighbor's ass

I'm sure if I worked out a little more, I could have an ass that cute too.

[Debi]

50. Oh Shit...is today the RAPTURE?

:shrug:

[regularguy]

58. It's lucky for me that there is no Hell.

YAY!

[Bouncy Ball]

62. I'm not because there's no such place!

[CrownPrinceBandar]

64. I like the guy going "Oops!".....................

I imagine that would be the last thing someone would say as they're sliding down the slippery slope to eternal damnation. Just imagine what else they'd say: "Oh poop! Heads-down in the lake of boiling blood...again."

[realisticphish]

96. golly!

this IS a pickle!

[Akoto]

66. Tolerance, of course.

If I'm to believe prominent religious figures in the media, the fact that I am tolerant of others' differences is going to send me to hell. Ah well.

While I'm here, I suppose I should confess that other reason I'm going to hell. Yes, it's true. I've undertaken an insidious plot alongside Shrek and SpongeBob. I also sabotaged Focus on the Family's gaydar system.

[Aiptasia]

67. masturbating... hey it's the only thing i'm good at.

[jonnyblitz]

71. hmmmm, "the love that dare not speak its name" isnt mentioned

how surprising. anyways that would be me. :hi:

[meegbear]

73. You can be nasty like me

:evilgrin:

[jonnyblitz]

76. k

:hi:

[LordshipLadyship]

72. several reasons, no doubt, but mainly cause

I actually was at a Bart station several years back, (ah lost youth ) and one of those gospel tract people came up and offered me the opportunity to save my soul. I said no thank you. She said if you don't repent you'll go to hell. I said I'm planning on it, I sent the fans and iced tea to my prebooked deluxe suite in hell, and I'd hate to not go. Well, several people heard me say that and actually laughed out loud hee hee. Interestingly when I told my therapist that (she has degrees in both psychology and theology) she laughed like heck too.

[noonwitch]

74. Listening to heavy metal

I was told this was a sure fire way to get sent to hell.

[Eagle_Eye]

77. Beer & Cigarettes

[immoderate]

78. to get away from the fundies...

...and so I won't have to stand around on a cloud and sing hymns for eternity. (Apologies to Mark Twain.)

--IMM

[plcdude]

79. 10 things

come to mind for me and they are summed up somewhere on some courthouse property in the South. Luckily I am not accountable for them anymore someones else took the hit.

[ernstbass]

80. I hate repugs and I hold grudges

[ernstbass]

81. I hate repugs and I hold grudges

[LeftCoast]

82. I suppose I'm going to hell because I'm a

Been waiting to use this jpg. Teehee :D

[meegbear]

85. Glad I was able to oblige

See you in Hell. Toodles.

[LeftCoast]

86. We should all have a going to hell Tailgate while we're

waiting on that silly arrow! :D

[meegbear]

87. I may be in your area in June ...

we'll throw one then.

[LeftCoast]

88. Cool!

I've not had the chance yet, to meet other DU'rs in person. Hope you can get out here. It'd be a great opportunity for us locals to throw a party!

[CanuckAmok]

83. Seat sale. n/t

[u4ic]

90. I prefer heat to harps n/t

[Lilith Velkor]

91. I *am* in hell, dude.

After death, I won't exist anymore. That might make me a Buddhist, except that I make no assumptions about whether anyone exists.

[the Princess]

92. Because

I started a sex thread on DU and I'm damned to hell for doing so.

[welshTerrier2]

93. Blue

Everybody’s saying that hell’s the hippest way to go
Well I don’t think so
But I’m gonna take a look around it though

- Joni Mitchell

[realisticphish]

94. pro-choice, pro-gay rights christian

i am the poster boy for what CHINOs hate...a way for people who believe in god to not have fundamentalist views

[Sugar Smack]

95. My dentist tells me

that it's because I'm not CONSTANTLY flossing my teeth.

[maveric]

97. I'm catholic and dont beleive that bu$h was sent by god to spread

the "good christian way", around the world.

[Left Is Write]

99. I had no idea I was.

Do I get to ride in a handbasket?

[lumberingbear]

100. I asked my religious wingnut brother once......

if he could throw one of his children into a place like hell. He said no. I asked him then, why he believed that the God he believes in, who is susposedly "pure love", would do that. And if God did do that, wouldn't that make my brother a better person than God?

He just shook his head and didn't answer.

[KG]

101. why am I going to hell? you REALLY don't want to know, but

belive me, it sure does feel gooooood!