Reality Show: Who will be the white house's next top fake reporter?

[Democrats_win]

Five contestants, one job, no scurples.
Now that "reporter" Jeff Gannon, nee James Dale Guckert, has resigned from the Talon "news" organization, the White House is going to need another fake reporter to throw softballs at the president! Executive Producer Mark Burnett is currently accepting videotapes, and will select 5 lucky contestants who will vie for the chance to be the next paid Republican shill, I mean fair and balanced member of the White House press corps! Coming this spring to FOX: Who will be the White House's next Top Fake Reporter?

Hosted by Jeff Gannon and Armstong Williams
Coming this spring to fox. americanidle.com

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[jswordy]

1. Wolf Blitzer, Judy Woodruff and anyone from Fox...

...were fake reporters at the WH long before Gannon showed up!

[RubyCat]

2. A reminder: it's Leslie Blitzer

Just like Michael Savage's real name is Michael Weiner.

Deep, down inside, the macho types are really just compensating for their inner leslie weiners. "Leslie Weiner journalism" -- it has a nice ring to it.