Anyone remember the "toss-my-salad"-man?

[Elidor]

I was just referring to the act of tossing someone's salad, and I can't recall exactly what the details were. I know it involved a straw, and was very similar to felching. I saw the guy way back when on HBO, but the details are lost in the mists of time.

Since it was a DUer who first told me about the "dirty sanchez," I figure one of you reprobates can refresh my memory on tossing salads.

(*checking off my list of offensive phrases:
1. toss my salad - check
2. felching - check
3. dirty sanchez - check

okay, my work here is done*)
:evilgrin:

[Cush]

1. it was Chris Rock on HBO

[Elidor]

3. Chris talked about the Salad-man, but he wasn't the Salad-man

The toss-my-salad guy was a hard-time con in a prison on an HBO special.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

2. tossing one's salad=analingus....

hmmmmmm

[Elidor]

5. you've left out the straw

There's a straw in there somewhere. Analingus with a straw? That's just felching without sperm.

*DISCLAIMER* Hardhead has never engaged in, nor does he advocate, the practices mentioned in this thread.

[comsymp]

8. Never heard about the straw

will have to recheck w/the CSM

[Paragon]

4. Thank you so much

Absolutely fascinating stuff. :eyes: Can't wait to hear this one read tomorrow on Rush's show.

[Elidor]

6. Gee, d'ya think? I'd be thrilled to hear it brought up

[T Bone]

18. Jeff Christie probably has his own

personal experiences he can share in this regard.

Maybe he will tell us all about the vice charges against him in Pittsburgh.

[bleedingheart]

7. That was one of the funniest skits I have ever heard...

choices of Jelly or Maple Syrup to toss a salad... and of course when Rock said that if he were to be given the choice of tossing a salad and getting the electric chair...he'd flip the switch himself...

I love Chris Rock... he is so funny and quick....

I also like a skit he does about people who owe him money...it was just as funny...

[Elidor]

11. There was jelly involved? Hmmmmm

I don't remember that part. This could get interesting. Anything with jelly is a blast. :)

[Nlighten1]

9. google "dirty sanchez"

I dare you...also look up "cleveland steamer"

[SmileyBoy]

12. I'm not quite sure what a Cleveland Steamer is either...

:-(

[SmileyBoy]

10. What the hell is felching???

I know what a "dirty sanchez" is, but I don't know "felching" or "tossing your salad'.

[Elidor]

13. Alas, here I must demure

I can't bring myself to describe felching in public (although I've strongly implied what it consists of on this thread). It is quite frankly shocking. Some people turn green when they learn of it.

[comsymp]

14. Yeah, it's a rough one

But WTF is "dirty sanchez?"

[SmileyBoy]

15. I do know what a "sleestack" is, and that is the absolute GROSSEST.

The "sleestack" is the nastiest thing in the world, probably.

I can't tell you in the open forum what a dirty sanchez is, tho.

[Nlighten1]

16. Click this link.

And you will see the what it is.

http://www.dirtysanchezthemovie.com/

[Elidor]

17. ROFLMAO

To anyone who feels that this thread is somewhat, shall we say, salacious, I must say that rather, this is a clinical discussion of the nomenclature of aberrant human sexual behavior, with all its attendent colloquialisms and neologisms.

Perhaps I'll write a doctoral thesis along these lines: "Psychosocial Implications of Deviant Nomenclature in Aberrant Human Mating Rituals - or - Doing the Nasty: How Many Ways Can You Say 'Bumping Uglies?'