Do you have a saying that sums up life itself?

[terrya]

Or motto or adage?

[xmas74]

1. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke!

[Gin]

2. "People are worse than anyone!".................says it all for me!

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[Joe_VB]

3. Here's one..

As you swim the river of life, do the breast stroke. It helps
to clear the turds from your path.

George Carlin.

[xmas74]

4. I like that !

[Joe_VB]

6. Kinda sums it all up, doesn't it.

[xmas74]

8. Yes it does!

[Bunny]

5. From Warren Zevon: Enjoy every sandwich. n/t

[Spinzonner]

7. Well, it's trite and not original but ...

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[ET Awful]

13. Makes perfect sense to me.

Now pass me a ginintonix or a gin and tonic, ah hell, just make it a pangalactic gargleblaster.

[ott]

9. Just that we're all here to pass on

And it's up to you what you want that to be.

... Enjoy life while doing it.

[BeatleBoot]

10. Everyone does better when EVERYONE does better

[atreides1]

11. Learn to Live with disappointment

[ET Awful]

12. John Lennon -

Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans.

[Demit]

14. Know when to hold em, know when to fold em.

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. When they ask "who's that fool in the corner, crying?"

I say "little old wine drinker, me."

[jody]

16. "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." All great religions,

humanists, agnostics, and atheists acknowledge that universal, timeless basic principle. :hi:

[mr blur]

17. There's no such thing as Gravity - the world sucks (nt)

[BOSSHOG]

18. "Whether you think you can or you can't, you're right"

I used to drive my Sailors crazy with that one, but it got the job done most of the time.

[dbt]

19. It's in my sig.

[Redstone]

20. If it isn't one God Damn thing,

it's another.

Redstone

[StopTheMorans]

21. never turn down free food, drink, or women.

[ScreamingMeemie]

22. "hang on a second..."

;) :hi:

[Rainbowreflect]

23. No one gets out alive!

[nuxvomica]

24. From Oscar Wilde: "Life is never fair..."

"..and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not."

[SKKY]

25. I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour...

...but heaven knows I'm miserable now.

[TyeDye75]

30. I was looking for a job

and then I found a job...:D

[Red State Rebel]

26. Even if you're on the right track....

you'll get run over if you just stand there.

[freebird1]

27. I make lemonade out of lemons

also "This too shall pass" works wonders

[Bonhomme Richard]

28. "If it's something you wouldn't want your friends or family............

to find out about then you probably don't want to do it."

I don't know where I heard it but the saying has always been useful when making moral or ethical decisions. I have always made this point to my kids.

[TyeDye75]

29. Its not how many moments you breathe

Its how many moments take your breath away

[JimmyJazz]

31. People don't normally regret the things they do -

but the things they don't do.