What should Liam do if Noel Gallagher hangs up his songwriting hat?

[LoZoccolo]

Do you think that he should pursue a more "classic rock" kind-of a sound, and start a band named Liam Gallagher Overdrive? Where would he go from Oasis? Feel free to come up with creative answers, almost as if you are writing "fan fiction".

[muriel_volestrangler]

1. Take up nuclear physics

He allegedly has a higher IQ than Einstein. OK, you can stop laughing now.

[LoZoccolo]

2. I could see him helping to fix the energy crisis.

With oil being so expensive, I think this is a time we really need Liam.

[sendero]

15. I think you meant...

... the square root of Einstein's :)

[LoZoccolo]

3. Kick.

Sorry that I posted this too early for serious brainstorming. :kick:

[JVS]

4. I see two options, either way you'll need a gun

Either pull a Mark Chapman or shoot yourself

[LoZoccolo]

5. I'd never do that.

Case in point - when they went on solo projects earlier in the decade I was A-OK.

[the Princess]

6. Get a real job.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

7. Nothing probably

When Liam speaks his drug-use (past or present) is evident in the way he talks. His brains may be scrambled.

[mr blur]

8. Surely he can just get some other arrogant hack

to write, steal or borrow the tunes for him. Worked for Noel.

[billyskank]

9. Roll his own cigarettes and get down the job centre

Just like everyone else!

[progmom]

10. Maybe he could start some kind of business with Mark E. Smith

[LoZoccolo]

11. What does Mark E. Smith do?

I don't know whether or not Liam would be good at whatever kind of business Mr. Smith would want to start.

[progmom]

13. Mark E Smith is the leader of The Fall

http://www.visi.com/fall/intro.html

Oh yeah - and he's jpgray's avatar (look below to see Mr Smith in his handsomer days)

[jpgray]

12. Burn the hat so it can no longer unleash its evil on an unsuspecting world

:D

[LoZoccolo]

14. Your plan has failed before it has even been tried.

The hat is a figurative hat, not a material hat.