Who wants to be my date? I don't want to be alone on a Saturday night.

[yvr girl]

Well, not this one anyway.

I'm open to wooing.

Just so this isn't a blind date, cause who likes those, a little info about me:

I'm in my 30's
I'm more abstract/random than concrete sequential
I like to be spontaneous
People say that I'm a good cook
I know how to fly
I'm very laid back and love to laugh

[JimmyJazz]

1. Me! Pick me Oh please! Oh please!

:P

[NightTrain]

2. Hey!

Geez, I turn my back on you for 30 lousy seconds.... ;)

[JimmyJazz]

4. You ignored me in your "I'm going to ignore everybody" thread!

Jeebus - I thought I was going to be the exception, but NOOOOOO :P

[NightTrain]

8. Well, did you accept my marriage proposal? I don't think so!

What's sauce for the goose.... :silly:

[JimmyJazz]

10. Where was that? I dinnae see that????

Damn!

[yvr girl]

3. I would love to be your date as long as you understand that

you won't be getting 'lucky'

[JimmyJazz]

5. Who is Lucky and why won't he put out?

I'm just trying to get your thread locked! :P

[yvr girl]

6. You can't hijack it and lock it

It's supposed to be about me. Me, me, me, me.

Lucky is my butler, just so you know.

[JimmyJazz]

12. Just WATCH ME!

[yvr girl]

13. What does a girl have to do to get some attention around here

Your star shines brighter Ms. Jazz, tis true.

[postulater]

7. Sorry

I already have a date with Johnny Walker Red.

[yvr girl]

9. I feel so rejected

[JimmyJazz]

11. George Thorogood fan by any chance?

:shrug:

[name not needed]

14. yeah, with nobody else

[postulater]

16. Nah

Just listening to Sinead O'Connor wail and don't have any Jameson in the house.

[JimmyJazz]

18. Well then...It stinks to be you, doesn't it?

:P

[postulater]

21. No

I kinda like Sinead.

[rwheeler31]

15. Sally Feilds?

nt

[yvr girl]

17. No. ????

[NightTrain]

19. You know how to fly? That's so cool!

Do you have to use a jet pack, or can you fly organically?

[yvr girl]

20. I find an airplane works the best

[yvr girl]

22. I feel so neglected

[sparky_in_ma]

23. awwww....

Hmmm.....turn my back for an instant and you're looking for a date? :cry:

[yvr girl]

24. I turned around and you disappeared

I've missed you, baby.

[sparky_in_ma]

25. ROFLMAO

You are too good at this. What a heartbreaker.:D

[yvr girl]

26. Not true, your heart isn't broken...

yet.

[sparky_in_ma]

27. It's the "yet" part

the worries me.:scared:

[yvr girl]

28. I'm really as sweet as can be

I don't think I've broken anyone's heart.

[sparky_in_ma]

30. K

But you've stretched mine. First the flirting with Mr. Moran, now trying to get a date on Sat. nite. If it wasn't for the children, I'd leave.;)

[yvr girl]

32. I just need a little quality wooing

A bit of banter.

Mr. Moran is quite young - I like a man with a bit more experience.

[sparky_in_ma]

37. That would be me.

I have experience coming out, well, I have a lot. Hmmm. your hair does glisten by the pale moonlight.

[yvr girl]

39. You may have seen me, with my hair glistening in the sun

but I don't think I've posted any moonlight photos.

You never did tell me how old you are. I gave you my age.

[sparky_in_ma]

42. (cough)

I'm :( old. Actually I think of myself as 30, with 22 more years experience. There's a pic of me on one of the KOEB threads, I don't look that old.

[yvr girl]

45. You're my brother's age

Not so old really.

What is KOEB? Dumb question, but still I ask. Which thread.?

[sparky_in_ma]

50. They're the

Keith Olberman Estrogen Brigade. They meet in 2004 ERD at 8:00 while his show is on. They let me hang out there, I pour drinks, bus tables and clean up after. BettyEllen is over there some nites.

[yvr girl]

52. Sounds fun.

He's on MSNBC, right?

Do you pour drinks in the Lounge too?

[sparky_in_ma]

55. I helped the nite

BettyEllen opened a bar here one nite. Yeah, he's on MSNBC. It is a hoot, the ladies are very quick witted. The Eastern time is the best, not many on when it shows on the west coast.

[yvr girl]

59. Alas, my cable package does not include MSNBC

I won't fit into your little club. :cry:

[sparky_in_ma]

66. There are

people who don't get it but come over. You could always read his blog. I don't get to see much of the show, too busy waiting tables.

[yvr girl]

69. You keep drifting away. Do you have another girl stashed somewhere?

I'm just waiting for you to make a move on me. :*

[sparky_in_ma]

72. Nope

I was just watching the exchange below. I'm glad to hear you're old-fashioned. I was also on another thread, but not flirting or soliciting dates.:7 (ps..you're cute as hell)

[yvr girl]

75. Why thank you

*blush*

I am who I am. I'm too old to pretend differently.

[sparky_in_ma]

77. I'm glad you're you

(think that was a song, I'm bad with lyrics). Don't hang out with the Miami crowd, remember the movie "Scarface".:scared: Longrain is cool, I've seen his threads, seems like a wicked nice guy. Another Massachusetts boy.

Enough about me, let's talk about you. What's your favorite color? Why are you irresistibly drawn to me?

[yvr girl]

80. My favourite colour is periwinkle

Not many people will give you that answer will they? I'm the only girl in my family and I had four older brothers. Needless to say, I've been tortured a time or two.

I really like you folks from MA - you're some of my favourite DUers. I've been to Plymouth (and Boston - but I went straight to the airport)

I love the water - I don't think I could live away from it.

You. You make me laugh - always a plus. You seem fun and you have a way with words. You're also a bit mysterious.

[sparky_in_ma]

83. : )

I wish I was mysterious. Women like that, IMHO. If there were ten men you didn't know standing on a corner, and you needed directions, I'd be the one you addressed. It happens at work all the time. I asked someone once why they asked me instead of someone else, because physically I don't look meek, and they said because I gave off an air of approachability. Whatever that entails. I guess it means I'm....safe. Ack...I've said it, the kiss of death. Women like the bad boy.:cry:

Got to hit the bed, it's 3:00am, and a cat needs my attention.
Sweet dreams young lady.

[yvr girl]

85. There is an appeal to the bad boy, I will admit

But the Tom Hanks type will make you happier in the long run.

Good night. :*

[Longgrain]

29. I'm not going to replier to this thread

Because I know I'm not going to get a response...

[yvr girl]

31. I've responded to everyone else

I try to be fair.

[Longgrain]

35. Do you even know me.?

[yvr girl]

36. Of course I do.

You've posted a self-portrait or two.

Do you even know me?

[Longgrain]

41. No I don't

I've heard you name here and there, but I think this is the first time you've ever talked to me...

[yvr girl]

44. It could be true. I'm not sure

That probably goes both ways.

I'm a Canadian, we're reserved.

[Longgrain]

47. So am I

It was nice crossing your path. I'll be on my way now and just say fare'thee well...

:hi:

[yvr girl]

49. Bye.

[Longgrain]

53. Kiss goodnight...

:*

It was fun meeting ya, but with all the other guys inthe way...I'll respectfully back away, As I've done so many time's in my life...

[yvr girl]

54. There's really not that many

:*

Till we meet again.

[Longgrain]

58. Farewell my love

Until we meet again in spring!

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[yvr girl]

34. I told Skinner you were stalking me

I don't think he believed me. Now I have my proof.

[Califooyah Operative]

60. haha.

[Bok_Tukalo]

38. Bummer. I'm too late.

<eom>

[yvr girl]

40. A girl always needs someone on deck

[Bok_Tukalo]

43. Deck status is good

I can live with that.

[yvr girl]

46. Especially since we just met and all.

[Bok_Tukalo]

56. OK. A bit of background. I might as well compete.

Physique: I am tall and thin. I run daily and stay reasonably fit but I am not weird about it. Ultimately, the body is just something to carry your brain around in.

Personality: I am an individual who enjoys debate, spirited conversation, learning things new and old, absorbing information, spontaneous road trips, finding the odd, seeing the banal from different angles, and generally trying to shove as much as possible into the short sliver of time I have here. I love satire and am almost always amused by what is going on around me. I like art of all kinds (but being a 20th Century American, I am drawn to my own cultural references). I am open, unassuming, and do not like deception or manipulation. I can have fun participating in most any activity .... except karaoke.

My idea of the perfect Sunday is to hit the book store or the Modern, then head to a pub where hopefully there is some sort of sporting event playing in the background and the place is full of people who care about the outcome (I won't, not really a sports fan, but I just find the shared hopes and enthusiasm of total strangers really neat).

[yvr girl]

63. I love finding the quirks in the world

I think it's fun to watch karaoke, but I've never been drunk enough to participate.

Your Sunday's sound fun. Can you share a paper without fighting?

[Bok_Tukalo]

68. I would not fight over a paper. Seems a bit silly

As far as finding quirks in the world, road trips are the best for that. Every town, it seems, no matter how obscure (so far out in the middle of nowhere you think it's a watermark for Rand McNally to ensure no one copies their copywrited product), has some claim to fame or something they are proud of from Foreman, Arkansas being the home of Tracy Lawrence to Delphos, Kansas being the home of the little girl that convinced Abraham Lincoln to shave his beard.

[yvr girl]

71. One day I want to get in a car and just drive

and not stop till I get to Florida by the most indirect route possible.

[Bok_Tukalo]

78. By way of Montana

Sounds like a good trip. There's a book in there somewhere.

"Three weeks in a Honda" or "Death of a Goldfish"

[yvr girl]

81. I've driven through Montana many times

It's a big state, and hard to miss. The crosses on the side of the road kind of creep my out.

[Bok_Tukalo]

84. Those are everywhere.

Well, in the US, anyway.

I've never been to Montana. To me, it's always been one of those places that you run away to when it gets to be too much.

[yvr girl]

86. I grew up close to Montana

I could go there for the afternoon.

I haven't noticed crosses where everyone got snuffed out on the highway in other places. Maybe Montana just has really bad roads.

It is big sky country. It's kind of like the ocean - it helps you put things in perspective.

[Bok_Tukalo]

89. It must be nice up there

I was traveling between El Paso and Albuquerque one evening and pulled over out in the middle of nowhere to see the sky. I was bowled over by how amazing it is. I imagine that it isn't much different in Montana and you can see forever.

[yvr girl]

92. This is true, but it's not totally flat either

You can only take so much of the prairie

[Philosophy]

48. Hey there...how YOU doin'?

I'm in my 30's
I suppose I'm mostly Abstract Sequential, except I have a bit of a creative streak, and I am so independent that I go out of my way to defy tradition.
I try to be spontaneous sometimes, but it almost always turns out badly.
I can't cook at all.
Some people say I'm a good singer, except I only know heavy metal songs.
I'm so laid back that I'm a chronic underachiever.

In short - I'm a real catch.

So...do you come here often?

[yvr girl]

51. Almost everyday

How about you?

[Philosophy]

62. At least every day

I really don't have much of a life lately.

This is a fun place to just chill out. And the music is pretty good too.

Can I buy you a drink?

[yvr girl]

64. I am thirsty

How about a Ceasar.

[Philosophy]

70. "Hey barkeep..."

Gimme a double shot of tequilla, and one Caesar for my lady friend here...with your finest vodka.

;)

[yvr girl]

73. Are you a Canadian?

You didn't ask what it was?

[Philosophy]

87. Nope, I'm like a thousand miles from Canada

I thought a Caesar was a drink kind of like a Bloody Mary. Do they only have them in Canada?

[yvr girl]

88. It is kind of like a Bloody Mary except that it has Clamato Juice

instead of tomato juice. They were invented in Canada and are hugely popular here. You can't get them in many places in the States.

[Philosophy]

90. I don't think I've ever had one

Must have heard of it somewhere though.

So, how is it? Can I have a sip?

[Philosophy]

91. Good night

Unfortunately I have to get to bed now - gotta get up and go to work tomorrow to finish up a project I am a little behind on.

It was nice talking to you. We should do this again sometime.

Good night...

:kiss:

[yvr girl]

93. I had to leave for a bit

I'll share my drink with you next time.

[RagingInMiami]

57. If you only lived in Miami

[yvr girl]

61. Would you make me a scrumptious dinner

and take me out for Cuban coffee?

[RagingInMiami]

65. After making you dinner, I'll take you out for cuban coffee

the next morning

[yvr girl]

67. I'm a bit old fashioned

Seems like a lot for a first date.

[RagingInMiami]

74. Miami is a fast-paced city

And if you're here from Vancouver, it's likely you will quickly fall into that mentality.

[yvr girl]

76. I don't know

West Coast laid backness is pretty deeply ingrained.

[RagingInMiami]

79. In that case, we'll start off with the coffee

And we'll see how laid-back you remain

[yvr girl]

82. Sounds good

It's not that I don't get hyper, but I do like to smell the roses.