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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 05:08 AM
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Poll question: What makes you fart?
Edited on Fri Feb-04-05 05:08 AM by ashling
Enquiring minds want to know.
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Bees_Bees Donating Member (55 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 05:09 AM
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1. Everything makes me fart. I'm not joking. *cries*
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 05:12 AM
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2. Here, take my Gasex
Edited on Fri Feb-04-05 05:13 AM by ashling
I totally understand.:cry:
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Bees_Bees Donating Member (55 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 05:13 AM
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3. LOL! Thanks, I'm not going to give it back.
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 05:18 AM
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4. Wasabi peas....n/t (!!!!!!)
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 05:21 AM
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6. Not familiar with them
oriental?
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 05:30 AM
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11. Japanese snack, popular in bars over there
You can buy them by the sack or the can in oriental markets. Hot, spicy, dried peas, coated with wasabi. Addictive!
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 05:21 AM
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5. Viewing the Chimp makes me fart. Nothing else does...
Consequently, since I quit looking at him for the past several months, I've been totally fart-free.
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 05:24 AM
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7. Do you feel flatulance deprived?
there are support groups for that y' know. :hurts:
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 05:29 AM
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10. Nah... I'm not feeling at all deprived these days...
I'm a freeper... there's nothing to feel deprived about.

(Just kidding). :evilgrin:
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RadicalMom Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 05:24 AM
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8. A delectable neighbor with fava beans and a nice chianti.
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 05:28 AM
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9. Keep in mind,
we're talking quality over quantity.
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 05:31 AM
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12. Dr. Lechter - so nice of you to drop by - having a friend for dinner?
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RadicalMom Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 07:01 AM
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16. "Nothing is better for thee than me."
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Allenberg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 05:45 AM
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13. Not eating.
I'm weird :(
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Bees_Bees Donating Member (55 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 05:49 AM
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14. Are you serious? That sometimes happens to me
I start burping like crazy (and farting) when I don't eat anything. I should go to a doctor.
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 05:51 AM
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15. Cashews
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