Nominate the crap Beatles songs here.

[Wat_Tyler]

I'll start with McCartney's Michelle - mawkish, tacky and twee - almost as if the spirit of Charles Aznavour had momentarily seized control of the mind of young Paul.

[terrya]

1. Hey Jude. Just because...I think it's crap.

And a complete seeming inability to END the damn thing.

[ProfessorGAC]

21. We Will Be Having Words About This, Buster!

The Professor

[tuvor]

35. I agree.

Na, na, na, nananana, nananana, hey, Jude!
Na, na, na, nananana, nananana, hey, Jude!
Na, na, na, nananana, nananana, hey, Jude!
Na, na, na, nananana, nananana, hey, Jude!
Na, na, na, nananana, nananana, hey, Jude!
Na, na, na, nananana, nananana, hey, Jude! Jude-ah, Jude-ah, Jude-ah, Jude-ah, Jude-ah, Jude-ah, WAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Na, na, na, nananana, nananana, hey, Jude!
Na, na, na, nananana, nananana, hey, Jude!
Na, na, na, nananana, nananana, hey, Jude!
Na, na, na, nananana, nananana, hey, Jude!
Na, na, na, nananana, nananana, hey, Jude!
Na, na, na, nananana, nananana, hey, Jude!
Na, na, na, nananana, nananana, hey, Jude!
Na, na, na, nananana, nananana, hey, Jude! Jude-ah, Jude-ah, Jude-ah, Jude-ah, Jude-ah, Jude-ah, WAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Na, na, na, nananana, nananana, hey, Jude!
Na, na, na, nananana, nananana, hey, Jude!
Na, na, na, nananana, nananana, hey, Jude!
Na, na, na, nananana, nananana, hey, Jude!
Na, na, na, nananana, nananana, hey, Jude!
Na, na, na, nananana, nananana, hey, Jude!
Na, na, na, nananana, nananana, hey, Jude!
Na, na, na, nananana, nananana, hey, Jude!
Na, na, na, nananana, nananana, hey, Jude! Jude-ah, Jude-ah, Jude-ah, Jude-ah, Jude-ah, Jude-ah, WAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Poor Julian, probably thought he was in deep shit when he heard this.

[flamingyouth]

49. That is my all-time least favorite

I feel the urge to hurt people when I hear it. How damn long is it, exactly?

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. "You Like Me Too Much"- George's worst.

[rockymountaindem]

3. Blackbird.

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. Leave. Leave NOW!

:argh: :P

[Richardo]

5. Octopuses Garden

x(

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

10. Hey! I like Octopus's Garden!

I'd like to be
under the sea
in an octopus's garden
in the shade!

:D

My dad used to play it for me when I was a kid... it's a pretty cute song for kids.

[redqueen]

22. I've sung that to my daughters since before they were born.

One of my favorites from when I was a youngun. :)

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Rocky Raccoon.

What the fuck was that? :puke:

[AntiSmirk]

8. That was Paul

Previewing his solo career.

[Wat_Tyler]

9. That was marijuana.

[bobbobbins]

18. rocky raccoons one of the better paul songs in my opinion

most of his stuff is bubblegum pop crap, rocky was at least a slight change from that

[MissMillie]

50. gets my vote too

worthless, pointless song.

[Burma Jones]

7. I agree, Michelle is a waste of time...............n/t

[bobbobbins]

11. I dig michelle

lennon wrote the i love you part

[Wat_Tyler]

12. He had his off days too.

'What's The New, Mary Jane' springs effortlessly to mind.

[Beware the Beast Man]

14. Lennon easily made some of the Beatles ' worst songs,

and he was unafraid to acknowledge it.

[Wat_Tyler]

15. Worst and best. That's nothing to be ashamed of.

[bobbobbins]

16. never!

except i hate 'love'...hurt the otherwise perfect plastic ono band album, i think michelles pretty catchy

[bobbobbins]

13. I'd say...Yellow Submarine...necessary, but a piece of garbage

also up for nomination...martha my dear, what goes on, and honey pie

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

17. Helter Skelter

[Wat_Tyler]

19. Yes. And it took U2 to make it the masterpiece it truly is.

(tongue-in-cheek smiley)

[chenGOD]

33. pfft, Sioux and the Banshees' cover of Helter Skelter

is actually the best one out there.

[Wat_Tyler]

46. I was hamfistedly attempting sarcasm.

[chenGOD]

47. I know, I was trying to rile up U2 fanboys...

I like some U2, but I don't think they're worthy of all the praise and adulation they get (plus they made a huge mistake when they stopped letting Brian Eno/Daniel Lanois produce their albums)....



but that Sioux and the Banshees cover of "Helter Skelter" is really actually very good.

[johnnie]

20. Ouch

One of Paul's best rockers in my opinion.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

23. More like Paul playing something a highschool garage band could've written

Lyricly kinda dull too

IMO - of course

[Richardo]

32. Chavez! Report to your re-education center immediately

Helter Skelter is among the best rockers ever.

Anecdote is that Paul wrote it in response to a radio interview he heard with Pete Townshend in which Pete said he had just written the loudest roack song ever.

[redqueen]

24. Michelle is another of my favorites from when I was young.

I have few good memories from childhood... maybe that's why I cling so tenaciously to the songs I enjoyed singing with mom.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

25. I cling tenaciously to the Powdered-Toastman's buttocks

[redqueen]

27. Well, you pretty much have to.

Unless you want to fall off, that is.

[chenGOD]

34. Ahh one of my favorite R&S episodes....

The memories of laughing uncontrollably to ren 877777777777777777777777777777;/''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
and stimpy are great...


(sorry, cat got on the keyboard there)

[TNDemo]

26. My husband (fiance then) really impressed me with Michelle.

We were taking a leisurely drive through the mountains and that song came on the radio. He sang the entire thing to be in French. I was really impressed. Told him I didn't know he knew French. Said he took it in high school. Come to find out he made up the entire thing. Sounded French to me.

[dolo amber]

28. I Want You (She's So Heavy)

Not only because it's about Yoko, which is retch-inducing alone...the whole thing just reeks of B.O. and pot smoke. x(

[bobbobbins]

29. damn near every song from John is about yoko after the white album

[Magrittes Pipe]

36. Yoko is a more talented artist than ANY Beatle...

...and "I Want You" is my favorite song on Abbey Road.

Have at you, cur!

[dolo amber]

37. Shaddup, hippy

:smoke:

[redqueen]

38. hahahahahahahahahaha

aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[chenGOD]

40. Ahem: ecoutez moi.

Don't Worry Kyoko (Mummy's Only Looking for Her Hand in the Snow) is testament to Yoko's artistry, in fact if you follow this Google search the third result pretty much sums up the lyrics.

[redqueen]

42. ?

It's in Russian.

Was that a joke?

[chenGOD]

44. Well if you've ever heard that particular track....

that's about how much sense the lyrics make (assuming you're not russian)......and never mind the rest of the Wedding Album....

[XNASA]

30. "The Long and Winding, and Fatuous Road"

Take one part Macca in his most pedestrian mood ever and add production by a drugged up Phil Specter, and this is the result.

[ProfessorGAC]

39. I Blame Spector

I think that song would have been a good ballad until Spector puked all that schmaltz on it. Heard the "Let It Be - Naked" version? Very different. (Did i mention i hate Phil Spector?)
The Professor

[XNASA]

41. The lyrics are particularly bad too.

I think two things are needed to help that song. A different producer, and a new lyric sheet.

[XNASA]

31. Dupe Delete

[ignatzmouse]

43. Hello, Goodbye

The most inane lyrics and wretched melody McCartney ever penned. I always took it as mocking their fans -- "they'll slaver over any crap we put out there." If the song comes on, the station gets turned. ...And I love the Fab Four.

[asthmaticeog]

45. "Mr. Moonlight." Gaaaack. n/t

[Fenris]

48. "Here Comes The Sun"

Groan-inducing lameness.

[BurtWorm]

51. Only a Northern Song

Why Don't We Do It in the Road

Mr. Moonlight