does this make me a lazy piece of shit?

[liberalitch]

My day was chock full.... i was gonna clean the kitchen and do laundry before i went to my mom's for my birthday lunch (The big 40 not until tuesday but I work til 8pm on tuesdays so...).
I go the whole kitchen thing done, then I decided to hell with the laundry and I'll lay on the couch with the cats playing world rampage unil 12:30 then I'll go to mom's a drink bloody marys (maybe I'll do a load at mom's)

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Yes

Welcome to being a lazy piece of shit. It's all good.

[HEAVYHEART]

2. Yes

You're a lazy piece of shit! I too decided fuck the laundry, for now anyway. I'm gonna play couch potato for a while..

[blueknight]

3. not at all,

it makes you a clone of me:toast:

[DS1]

4. No, it makes you a lazy shit w/dirty laundry. But it's Saturday, so

that's just fine w/me

[liberalitch]

5. people here are so supportive....

either that or we're ALL lazy pieces of shit

[EstimatedProphet]

6. Why do you think there's so many lounge posts?

They don't create themselves. Welcome to the club.

[fleabert]

7. no. lazy would have been doing nothing except the laying on the couch part

I can beat you at a game of lazy any day if this is your idea of lazy!

[shesemsmom]

8. First Happy Big 40

how do you figure if you cleaned the kitchen you are lazy. I commend you!!!! Myself already started on the laundry and getting ready to tear this office up..... lots of filing needed done. Getting ready for 06. Leaving the kitchen to the Hubby. I'm bad lol

[acmavm]

9. As long as there's enough clothes to keep everyone from being arrested

then there's no sweat. It's Saturday morning. You've accomplished the basics, don't sweat the small stuff.

I don't even have half that done because I'm sitting here on the computer.

[ashling]

10. No - it is, at most, a symptom

of your being a LPoS (Lazy Piece of Shit).

Remember, being or becoming a LPoS is not contingent upon any one act of "lazy piece of shitness" (please pardon the use of technical jargon). It is impossible to determine with any real degree of accuracy when one goes from being a RoMPoS (Run of the Mill Piece of Shit) to a full fledged LPoS.

So while we cannot say that your current "lazy piece of shitness," in any sense MAKES you a LPoS any more than my taking the time to write this post makes me an LPoS, it is a good barometer of your LPoSness.

This asumes that the behavior you describe is in fact "lazy piece of shitness" and is not brought on by some organic disorder or in fact is warranted. This can only be determined by a trained professional. However, the fact that your behavior may be warranted or an indication of some preexisting organic disorser is not mutually exclusive of being a LPoS.

Again, you should seek the advice of a professional trained in the diagnosis of LPoS. Do not attempt a self diagnosis on your on. Many members of DU, though well intentioned (many being themselves LPoSes) are not professionally trained in the diagnosis of this syndrome.

I hope this has been helpful - you Lazy Piece of Shit!