Let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby,

[WilliamPitt]

let's all go to the lobby...

To get ourselves a treat.

Yeah. For some reason, *that* is stuck in my head right now.

*wham wham wham wham wham wham*

[GOPisEvil]

1. Oh, thanks a shitload.

*reaches for brain drano*

[WilliamPitt]

2. Imaging Mr. Burns singing it

and you'll be in my private hell.

[GOPisEvil]

4. Oh, dear God...

*wham wham wham wham wham wham*

[yvr girl]

5. I so don't get this reference.

Whisper it to me, so I don't look silly.

[WilliamPitt]

7. Old-time movies

would have a thing at the beginning with a soda, a hot dog and a candy bar singing this song and dancing along a stage.

Kill me.

[yvr girl]

9. I remember that from the drive-in....

It would have helped if you had typed the melody...you're a good writer - you should be able to do that.

Now it's in my head - thanks Mr. Pitt.

[WilliamPitt]

11. Mwah hah hah hah

I shall not suffer alone.

[yvr girl]

17. I never pegged you for a vindictive man

What did we all do to you.

[WilliamPitt]

18. You showed up

:P

[yvr girl]

20. Your character issues are

my fault? Or is it the collective 'you' - all of us on DU?


Mmmm...

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. *clap, clap*
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. *clap, clap*
If you're happy and you know it then your face will surely show it, if you're happy and you know it clap your hands. *clap, clap*

Take that Mr. Pitt. Ha!

[tavalon]

22. heh, heh

You people who have songtracks running in your heads 24/7 are so cursed. I have conversations in my head but no songs. I know both of these annoying little ditties and yet, I am immune. Hahahahaha.

Of course, since I can't hear music in my head, I can't sing worth shit.

There are two sides to every coin.

[graywarrior]

3. Thanks, pal. I'm on my way to bed and now this?

[Bouncy Ball]

6. The lobby?

I thought it was called the Meeting Room?

Ok let's all go there! Crash it!

[roguevalley]

8. I have this strange sudden urge for popcorn. sigh. what's a good

movie by the way?

[DrZeeLit]

10. I'm visualizing dancing hot dogs and "good n plenty" boxes...

... and turning up those speakers hanging off the car window at the drive-in.

[nine23]

21. Don't forget the "wiener" jumps into the "bun". A subliminal call...

for sex at the drive-in.

[Kurovski]

24. I recall that the wiener briefly resists the bun

...as if!

[Left Is Write]

12. Uh oh. I'm suddenly hearing the Chevron commercial.

It takes off of that jingle.

"Let's all go to the Chevron, let's all go to the Chevron..."

[wellstone dem]

13. Will, I take back all those posts

about respecting your posts so much. What have you done to me?

[WilliamPitt]

25. Mwah hah hah hah

[madison2000]

14. Fairy Tales can come true, it can happen to you, if you're young at heart

I once had that song in my head for two weeks- if you have to be stuck on a song, that's a good one.

[WilliamPitt]

16. Take a chance, make it happen

Pop the cork, fingers snappin
spin the wheel, round and round we go
Life is good
Life is sweet
Grab yourself a front row seat
Let's meet and have a ball
(let's live!)
Yeah, let's live for the wonderrrrr
Of it all...
Meet me a Foxwoods
(Fox! Woods!)

If you're not from New England and don't listen to Sox games on the radio, you won't get that.

Be thankful if you don't get that.

Be very, very thankful.

[5thGenDemocrat]

15. That's nothing, Will

Here in mid-Michigan, say, twenty years ago, we used to have a brand of potato chip (Paramount) whose "spokeschip," one Slim Chipley by name, had a little song, to wit:
"I'm Slim Chipley, the guy you see
On the Paramount potato chip bright red pack
I'm the flavor deputy
Protecting crispness in every sack
They're delicious and so nutritious
Yessiree -- they're PIP!
Paramount Potato Chips!!"
No more annoying than the intermission song, I guess -- but the damned thing still rolls around in my head twenty years later. Gives me a hankering for some Paramounts -- washed down with a quart bottle of Everclear.
John
But you can always tell folks of a certain age who grew up in Flint or Saginaw because we ALL know the song. I'll guaran-damn-tee you Michael Moore knows it.

[Bouncy Ball]

19. ...

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Well you get the idea, right?

[Shananigans]

23. Bless you, Will...

Bless you.

[Shakespeare]

26. Here, I'll trade you....

This is what's tormented me all day:

Ho Ho Ho, Ho Ho Ho -- We are Santa's elves!

We are Santa's elves
Building Santa's shelves
With a toy for each girl and boy
Oh, We are Santa's elves!

We work hard all day
But our work is play
Dolls we try out
See if they cry out
We are Santa's elves!

We've a special job each year
We don't like to brag
Christmas Eve we always fill Santa's bag

Santa knows who's good
Do the things you should
And we bet you, he won't forget you
We are Santa's elves!

We've a special job each year
We don't like to brag
Christmas Eve we always fill Santa's bag

Santa knows who's good
Do the things you should
And we bet you, he won't forget you
We are Santa's elves!

Ho Ho Ho, Ho Ho Ho
We are Santa's elves!
Ho HO!

[WilliamPitt]

27. Yeah, I'm kicking this again

:P

[GOPisEvil]

28. Thank God I have Drive By Truckers on the ol' ipod!

I am immune to your earworm! :P

By the way, has Ritter gotten his apology yet? Didn't think so. ;-)

[crispini]

29. LOL. No! Bad earworm!

You wanna know the earworm that Will Not Die? Ask any old time Dallasite the phone number for the Dallas Times Herald Classifieds... a paper, which btw, has been defunct at least ten years, and they will automatically produce:

748-1414.
748-1414.
Call the Dallas Times Herald Classifieds,
Get results like you've never seen before!

(Wow, that was back before 10-digit dialing too.... )

[GOPisEvil]

30. Five-eight-eight, two-three-hundred...Empire.

Yes, I watched too much WGN as a child. I never lived in Chicago, but I can buy carpet at Empire if I ever do. :eyes: