When I take over the world - ( fill in the blank )

[DS1]

I'm going to have all the musicians in late night television shows lined up and shot

and you?

[mr_hat]

1. The collective farts of the entire planet will strike

the Universal Chord one magical evening, thus ushering the Age of Aquarius.

[R3dD0g]

2. All conservatives and their progeny will be neutered. n/t

[smbolisnch]

3. I am going to line everyone who wears a mullet up

and CUT THEM OFF! :P

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[DeposeTheBoyKing]

5. I will install more women's restrooms at sports stadia

And in all women's restrooms I will make each stall much roomier and make the damn doors swing OUT, not IN.

[crispini]

6. Federally mandated naptime after lunch.

Nap facilities to be installed in all schools and places of work.

[Arkana]

7. I shall make Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh have sex

on national television. This will cure anyone from ever listening to them again.

I will have six burly transvestites place John Ashcroft under house arrest. If he tries to escape, they will rape and sodomize him.

I will have George Bush, Dick Cheney, and Karl Rove exiled to one of those dinky little islands in the Pacific the US uses to test nuclear weapons. Then I shall import 1000 hunters to the island for a special contest where they hunt...the most dangerous game.

[SKKY]

13. Well you're a sick puppy aren't ya!

[Arkana]

32. I don't like that term

I prefer "odd".

:evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. I'm gonna make a #2 on your face just because I can.

:hi:

[dolo amber]

9. All willfully stupid people must die

This is *not* negotiable. :D

[Floogeldy]

10. All prisoners convicted of drug possession shall be immediately freed

After that, we'll start looking at the phoney "with intent to distribute" convictions that are based only on the amount of the drug possessed.

[PittPoliSci]

11. FREE BEER!

and healthcare :-)

[TransitJohn]

12. At last

the voice of reason expresses an admirable dream. :toast: :beer:

[psychopomp]

14. YOU ALL WILL LISTEN TO MY POETRY READINGS

First thing in the morning and just before bedtime.

[TheMightyFavog]

15. Forigen language will be a mandatory part of evey child's education

From Kindergarten to 12th Grade.

I have a bad case of keyboard dyslexia.

[qnr]

16. /me graciously ignores the English typos :)

[meisje]

17. Anyone with a "W" sticker will be enlisted in the Army

[Bok_Tukalo]

18. I will finally get laid

<eom>

[yellowdogintexas]

19. I will insist that all clothing labels are made of soft fabric so that

they do not feel like a steak knife is rubbing on the back of your neck.
There is something innately wrong when the label on the back of a man's necktie is softer than the label inside a pair of cotton pajamas,or a silk blouse.

And health care for all.









and world peace

[SOteric]

20. I'm going to declare an international

"Lay around the house with your sweetie day." For all the folks who don't get enough time with the people they love.

The Lonely Hearts Club can hold special vigils/keggers/orgies, as is appropriate.

[pbartch]

21. I'm going to make a TIME MACHINE and go back and get rid of the

most evil......hateful stuff that happened.

[DS1]

28. other evil and hateful stuff would just take its place, I'm afraid

[buddhamama]

22. i'm gonna change the height requirement

for the jobs i'd wanted to do but couldn't because of my height.

and i'm gonna make it legal to tear the tags off your mattresses, pillows whatever- just go wild.

[terrya]

23. There WILL be a separation of church and state.

People can worship god if they want. But the words "In God We Trust" will be stricken from the currency, school children will not say "one nation under god" during the Pledge of Allegiance, and atheists and agnostics will not have religion forced on them. Freedom of religion...yes. But also freedom FROM religion in secular life.

[TOhioLiberal]

24. I would make GWB...

Walk out to an unscheduled press conference, tell who what where and when of every dirty little deed from 2000 on, and have him order the 'press corps' to report it all. After that Cheney will help him into a pink tutu and they will both toe-dance off stage, and be whisked to the Hague to stand trial.

A girl can dream can't she? :7

[CanuckAmok]

25. Oh, c'mon...even Paul Schaeffer?

"Peter's tie, Peter's tie...because Peter's THE GUY! There, a little tie music for ya..."

[DS1]

31. Yes, Paul Schaeffer is on the list

[B Calm]

26. I'll put George W, Bush on trial..

[MonkeyFunk]

27. I'll put most of the money into education & research.

Maybe I'll ramp up the space program too.

[Calanus]

29. I will mandate unicyclist clown police in all bowling alleys

That oughta show 'em

[GOPBasher]

30. Gays will be out in the open and Repugs will be in the closet. nt