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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 07:40 PM
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Whoever invented boxers with buttons in the front is a GOD DAMNED IDIOT!
Edited on Mon Dec-27-04 07:40 PM by LostInAnomie
My girlfriend bought me a package of boxers for an Xmas gift hoping that it would be something that i would be able to get some use from. Since laundry day is quickly approaching I threw them on today without noticing that they are button fronts, and I AM HATING IT!

Who the hell thought these things would be a good idea? Why would I want to make it harder to go take a piss? JEEZUS, when I've got to take a leak I have to spend an extra 5-10 seconds fumbling around before I can get it out to go. If I leave the button open my dong goes flopping out the front and I feel like some kind of pervert walking around work knowing that only a zipper is between my package and the world.

GOD DAMN YOU BUTTON FRONT BOXERS! GOD DAMN YOU!
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blueknight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 07:41 PM
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1. i wear nothing,
but tighty whitey's
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 07:44 PM
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3. You might want to invest in some pants.
It'll make it easier to get into restaurants.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 07:43 PM
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2. boxer briefs with buttons -- even weirder.
i don't get the whole buttons on underwear thing.
i wear boxers -- if it flops out -- it flopout.
the worst that can happen is i get a boner -- oh wait that isn't bad! :party:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 07:44 PM
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4. Forgive my ignorance
But why don't you have the flopping out problem with regular boxers? Don't they just have a flap/slit? Is there some sort of trick I haven't noticed.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 07:57 PM
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9. Because...
... when unbuttoned the hole in the front is of ridiculous proportions. On boxers without buttons the hole it just right.
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steely Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 08:17 PM
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10. it's a gravity thing
and maybe that's a sad tail of woe.
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Hillaryin08 Donating Member (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 07:45 PM
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5. Thanks for the visual
Flopping dong at work. hmmm.....

:yourock:
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blueknight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 07:48 PM
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6. ive never flopped
my dong at work (yet)lol
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ekhunter Donating Member (118 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 07:50 PM
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7. I kind of like it when my dong goes flopping out the front.
Edited on Mon Dec-27-04 07:51 PM by ekhunter
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 07:51 PM
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8. Your girlfriend will regret buying them for you when she's trying
Edited on Mon Dec-27-04 07:52 PM by notmyprez
to get your pants off of you quickly. Man, I hate button-fly jeans for that reason. :-)
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MissBrooks Donating Member (614 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 08:18 PM
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11. I think they are for women - actually...
I wear them around the house... the ones with the buttons in front.

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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 09:02 PM
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12. Yikes! I'm a cross dresser!
Nah, she bought them in the men's section cause I was there. Unless KMart is trying to pull a fast one on me.... hmmmm...
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 09:03 PM
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13. But if there's no button, Mr Happy likes to ESCAPE...
quite often. And then, what's the point of wearing underwear if everything is covered but Mr Happy who is flapping in the breeze?

That's why boxers are stupid to begin with.
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 09:06 PM
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14. Skip says: You use the fly? WHY?
He of the habit of pulling his pants halfway down to piss.
Duckie
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wovenpaint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 09:35 PM
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15. Good info to have!
Geeesh, you guys sure have it rough!
I'll remember that when I go boxer buying.......... :evilgrin:
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justgamma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 11:35 PM
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16. She's just teaching you a lesson.
Now you know a little of what women go through.
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