!!Please join me in wishing Blue-Jay a happy birthday!!

[prolesunited]

Post your well-wishes (or barbs) here.

:party: :toast: :bounce: :party: :toast: :bounce: :party: :toast: :bounce: :party: :toast: :bounce: :party: :toast: :bounce: :party: :toast: :bounce: :party: :toast: :bounce: :party: :toast: :bounce:

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. No.

He's a douchebag.

A 38-year-old douchebag. :scared:

[prolesunited]

19. I'm sure the feeling is mutual

Ah, to be a "young" douchebag like you again. :P

[terrya]

2. Happy Birthday, Blue-Jay!

To one of my very favorite DU'ers...and a good guy who I've had the privilege to meet in person...:-)

Happy Birthday!

:party: :toast: :bounce:

:-)

[Pacifist Patriot]

3. Happy Birthday!

:party: :toast: :bounce:

[asthmaticeog]

4. Happy birthday, Blue Jay!

I shall drink a shot to your rockin'ness tonight.

[Rowdyboy]

5. Congrats to the Birthday Boy!

[Paradise]

6. A Happy Birthday To You Blue-Jay

:party: You are special, aren't you! Have a great day! :toast:

[NewJeffCT]

7. Happy birthday to you

We share a birthday with Britney Spears, Lucy Liu & Cathy Lee Crosby.

[eyesroll]

8. Go Jason! It's your birthday! Go Jason! It's your birthday!

:party:

Hey, I'm nothing if not cliche today...

[ncrainbowgrrl]

9. Happy Birthday Blue-Jay

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:party: :bounce: :party:

Edited for one additional :bounce:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

10. Happy birthday brother man!

rock the fuck on!

[ProfessorGAC]

11. Happy Happy, Jason!

Of course, in the interest of full disclosure, we just have to know how old!
The Professor

[prolesunited]

12. He's 38 today

I gots me a hot young stud. ;-)

[ProfessorGAC]

15. Gee, Just 30 Years Ago. . .

. . .i was 225% times older than him. Now, i'm only 26% older than him. He's getting older faster than i am.

Pretty soon he'll be older than me!
The Professor

[pmbryant]

13. Happy Birthday Blue-Jay!

:toast:

Now ... what's with the hyphen?

:beer:

[XNASA]

14. Whatever.

Happy freakin' birthday. You're so special. Yadda, yadda, yadda....

[ProfessorGAC]

17. Who Peed In Your Oatmeal?

I thought you were a nice guy or something. I could be wrong. (Hee Hee!)
The Professor

[XNASA]

18. I'm nice. I'm just kind of anti-birthday.

It reeks of Hallmarkism.

[ProfessorGAC]

20. Well, THAT I Get!

Two things really gall me, too! Holidays, and people.
The Professor

[XNASA]

22. Amen, brother. Amen.

[Susang]

25. What a couple of Cranky McCrankersons!

Well, Bah Humbug to you too, I personally think birthdays are fun! :P

[ProfessorGAC]

28. Hey, I Said Happy, Happy To Him!

I don't like holidays, but i can be happy for someone else. I still don't like humans, though!
The Professor

[Susang]

32. Well, humans like you

They think you're cute. :P

[XNASA]

30. No matter who you are..........you get a birthday.

Doesn't seem so special to me.

Anniversaries are something that you work towards.

But birthdays?

But......god help the person who forgets mine.

[Susang]

31. I planned my anniversary to coincide with my birthday

That way someone <who shall remain nameless> would have an easier time remembering when it was. Clever, ain't I? ;-)

I think all holidays should be celebrated mercilessly, no matter if I worked for it or not. :D

[XNASA]

33. You think everything should be celebrated mercilessly.

Celebrate, celebrate, celebrate.

[Susang]

38. I'm horrid, aren't I?

Relentless and evil in my pursuit of other 's people's pleasure. ;-)

You're having a birthday? We should go out for drinks! It's your anniversary? There must be a party! You got a new job? We have to go out to dinner to celebrate! You're getting married? Let me plan a shower! Your family is visiting from out of town? Let me suggest a restaurant and plan the menu!

I'm a ruthless taskmaster. }(

[ProfessorGAC]

36. I Already Forgot It

The Professor

[Left Is Write]

16. Happy Birthday, Blue-Jay!

I don't know you and you don't know me, but Happy Birthday anyway!

[Beware the Beast Man]

21. Happy birthday!

:party: You and Woody Allen almost share a birthday!!

[Susang]

23. Happy Birthday!!

Just think, you'll always be younger than me! That's got to make you at least smile, right? ;-)

Have a cocktail for me, 'kay? :toast:

[shesemsmom]

24. Happy Birthday!!!

I hope it's Awesome!!! 38 huh....oh to be 38 again...lol:party: :toast: :bounce: :yourock:

[flamingyouth]

26. Happy Birthday, Jason!

Hope it's a fabulous day for you! :party:
:bounce:

[greatauntoftriplets]

27. Happy birthday Blue-Jay....

:toast:

[tigereye]

29. Happy Birthday Blue- Jay

Have fun! Proles, are you wining and dining him?

[prolesunited]

37. Unfortunately not

He's in Ohio tying up loose ends so he can be "home" in time for the holidays. He'll get his present later. :-)

[tigereye]

39. where did you decide to put the Christmas tree?

;)

[prolesunited]

42. A compromise

The first of many, I'm sure. We'll have two trees. I bought a small one for the corner in the living room, because I think trees belong in the living room, and I'll put my regular one up in the dining room — in front of the window, so, as Jason says, "Everyone will know we love the baby jeebus."

[short bus president]

34. Happy BD, BJ!

Word to the wise, tho - when you pass out tonight, make sure proles isn't hiding a cup of warm water anywhere. She's gonna make you pee yerself one of these days. ;-)

[Gothic Sponge]

35. Happy Birthday!

:party: :toast: :bounce: :party:

[redqueen]

40. Happy Birthday, Blue-Jay!!!!

:toast: :party: :beer: :party: :toast:

[GOPisEvil]

41. Happy Birthday, senor!!

:toast::party:

[prolesunited]

43. Is that señor

or senior? ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

44. The one with the tilde.

:D

[prolesunited]

49. Good

Wait until he's as least 50 to start calling him senior, although I am going to have fun with his 40th birthday. :evilgrin:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

45. Happy Birthday Blue-Jay!

:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
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:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

[Phentex]

46. Alright, alright...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

:)

[jpgray]

47. Happy birthday, Jason

I was going to get you a stock pun about tooting your own horn, but it isn't back from the frame shop.

[bigwillq]

48. Happy Birthday!

Hope you're enjoying your day!

[Kellanved]

50. Happy Birthday

:hi:

[ronnykmarshall]

51. Happy Birthday - Blue Jay!

You go on with your sax playing, cute self!

[Fenris]

52. Happy birthday, Jason.

:bounce:

[Misunderestimator]

53. Happy Birthday, Blue-Jay!!!

Woohooo! :toast: :party:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

54. Be glad to...

Happy birthday, BlueJay :toast: I hope this year is the best one yet for you.

[prolesunited]

58. I certainly hope he would agree

And hopefully, they will only get better. :D

[SarahB]

55. Have a good one, Blue Jay!

:toast: :party: :toast:

[Wapsie B]

56. Happy Birthday Blue-Jay!!!

Another December baby. Cool. Archers unite!

:toast: :party: :toast: :party: :toast: :party: :party:

[dolo amber]

57. Happy b'day Jason

You auld bastard...you're older than ME, ffs. :P

:bounce: :toast: :party: :loveya:

[Duncan Grant]

59. Happy Birthday, Blue-Jay!

:toast: :party: :toast:

All good things to you!